Billy and teh toaster were walkin 2 mcgobbless.
Bobert went to mcgobbless wunce.
He got a big mec
And fries
Did u know that he was homeless!..!.!
Yeah? He was?
Billiam is in Spais and he is FLYIN LIKE AN EAGLE with his socks.
But not teh toaster. The giant car accident killed him... anyway
In duh Spais plais he was fighting aleans.
Hey spais and plais rime
So duz dog and log
And bobert and dead
Get it cuz boberts dead
and homeless
Bobert killed osama bin laden and his parents.
And he was strong
He wayed 50 pownds tho
He didn't eat a lot
Cuz he was homeless
So after billiam killed all teh aleans he went into teh lava pit and saw teh toaster
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Bill's Magic Socks
HumorThis is a very strange book to say the least. To make fun of someone who made an extremely terrible book that made no sense and had terrible spelling and grammar, Jake Edelstein and I decided to make a book just as terrible. This was not written by...