Billiam stood up slowly, his eyes flaming with rage. Bobert was his only true friend and nothing more than a good friend! And now he was dead.
Again.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, FRIGGERATOR!" He barked. Billiam slowly levitated until he was about 3.1415926 yards off the ground. His eyes rolled back into his head and he raised his hands. His body was fiercely vibrating and suddenly, his hands burst into flames! Billiam had kept his power secret for long enough, and this was the perfect time to show it. With one big punch to the air, a sphere of fire flew toward Teh Friggerator and hit him right in the handle. He (or it) flew back, through the wall of his lair and into the evil living room. He was burning up very quickly and now, so was his lair. Billiam watched as the house burned down with Teh Friggerator inside. He gently came back to the ground, his hands cooled down and his eyes went back to their normal position. Teh Friggerator had been defeated.
Bobert was still dead.
And homeless, but not as much as he was dead.
Billiam looked back down at his once friend, then dead friend, then enemy, then friend's carcass. He carried it and FLEW LIKE AN EAGLE back to their home town. He brought Bobert to the nearest hospital.
He was most definitely dead. The doctor said he didn't suffer, but Billiam didn't care. He just wanted his good friend and nothing more back. Billiam fell into a deep depression. He ate way too much
*sniffle* NO I'M NOT CRYING!!!! It'S ALERGY SEASON!!!! Even if I was there are men who cry! Jeez jek_in_da_box! Get back to work!
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Bill's Magic Socks
MizahThis is a very strange book to say the least. To make fun of someone who made an extremely terrible book that made no sense and had terrible spelling and grammar, Jake Edelstein and I decided to make a book just as terrible. This was not written by...
