Jek_in_da_box where are you?! Jek_in_da_box where a-! Oh no! Jek_in_da_box wake up! Dangit! Now I don't have a writer and I'm gonna get sued. Or will I? That's beside the point. What am I gonna do? (Sudden blast of light as two male individuals walk out) Who are you?
"Hi, I'm Jake and this is Christian" said Jake.
How come it says what you guys are saying. It's only supposed to be me talking.
"Well there is a dead guy over here. Was one of your writers struck by lightning?" Asked Christian.
He was actually hit by a meteor. Are you guys writers.
"Yeah" the boys said in unison.
COOL!!! You guys should work for me!
"Actually you're pretty terrible at your job" said Christian
Am not.
"Are to" said jake
No I'm not!
"Anyway my associate and I would be honored to take your job"
Ha! Nice try, guys bu-... Hey what are you doing with that duct tape? And that rope? Hey stop! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Muffled Screams)
Hello everyone Mr.- Hey dude, What's his name?
It says "Insert Author Name Here".
Ok? Well Mr. Insert Author Name Here decided to give up his spot as the main author.
He didn't give it up. We tied him up and locked him in a closet.
True... We took his position of main author by force. Don't worry we're feeding him sometimes... maybe... probably... Anyway, for our first order of business we're going back to pitiful grammar and major plot holes because it's cooler. Ok so... Let's get into the story.
Billiam wuz veree sad cuz bobert wuz ded
And homeless
Billiam wuz like "wut em eye gunna dew with mi lyf?"
Billiam wuz wawking down teh rode wen a gient berd coms tu him as sez "Billiam, eye nead u 2 werk 4 me. If u do dis eye wil bring bobert bak to lyf."
"Sine me up" sed billiam.
" Eye nead yoo tu tayk teh majic gaym cuntrollur from Mowntin doo and eye will bring bobert back to lyf."
"K. Bai:!?!.();$(" sed billiam.
YOU ARE READING
Bill's Magic Socks
HumorThis is a very strange book to say the least. To make fun of someone who made an extremely terrible book that made no sense and had terrible spelling and grammar, Jake Edelstein and I decided to make a book just as terrible. This was not written by...
