Billy den looked at teh toaster and sed 'noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
And den teh toaster sed look at mae amasing editong skillz. he shot magic bred at billy but boberts sox was too fast for teh toaster. Den billy taked a bathtub and layed in it. He turned on teh tevelishun and wached milscigaming teh dacoomenterie. Wow... deez editz are amazing.den billy got outta da tub got dressed and went to get a big mec. When he saw teh toaster. Teh toaster den went to teh ground and morphed into bobert??!!??!!?? I bet u thought bobert was ded but ur rong. Ha ha prankd u tuice. Den bobert sed 'I'm actually alive and homeless and I killed my parents and eat plenty of spinage.' Den billiam flew away and bobert put on his magic shirt to try to chese him. It could make bobert fly like an pigeon... unlike teh socks. Dey made billy fly like an eagle.
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Bill's Magic Socks
HumorThis is a very strange book to say the least. To make fun of someone who made an extremely terrible book that made no sense and had terrible spelling and grammar, Jake Edelstein and I decided to make a book just as terrible. This was not written by...