Billiam and Bobert started on the treacherous journey to their fearsome adversary, Teh Giant Friggerator's sinister lair. They stepped into their vehicle of choice, a Lamborghini Aventador. They placed their Ray Ban Sunglasses on their heads and slipped on their driving Yeezys and drove of. The drive went a little like this...
"So, Bobert. I know that you want to buy three Macbooks, but I think you just just go for it and buy four. I mean, we are rich."
"Okay, okay I can see it Now. A circle of Macbooks surrounding me. I'll just buy a circular desk that can electronically separate when I have to get in and out. I'll never have to have more than one tab on a computer!"
When they arrived at the dwelling of the disgusting creature known as Teh Giant Friggerator, they knocked on the enormous, rotting door. And, suddenly, a giant glob of spoled meelk shot a gaping hole in the door and caught the heroic duo off guard! They were knocked right to the ground. As they started to sit up, out from the smoke and ash emerged Teh Giant Friggerator, tall, wide, and ready for a surely bloody battle. Billiam jumped up and kicked off his Yeezys, revealing his beautiful yet deadly magic socks. Teh Giant Friggerator just starred at the socks. Bobert ripped off his shirt to reveal his tensed muscles. Teh Giant Friggerator knew his chances of victory were scarce and so did Billiam and Bobert. Billiam and Bobert suddenly flew high into the air. Teh Giants. Friggerator took out his new weponz of mass destruction. A SPOLED MEELK MINIGUN! The fantastic duo knew that this would be a more difficult battle than they had expected. Teh Giant Friggerator started to fire! Spoled meelk filled the skies. Bobert was the first one to go. A particularly chunky glob of spoled meelk was heading for his head at incredible speeds! The impact was like an explosion in the sky! Bobert started quickly falling out of the sky. Billiam spotted his motionless body rushing toward the ground and, without hesitation, darted for him. He caught him just as his life was about to be stolen by gravity. Bobert's brain was heavily damaged, and his face severely bruised. They landed in a small valley where they would be temporarily protected by the fatal meelk globs.
"Bobert? Bobert! Don't go! PLEASE Bobert!" Billiam lay his head on Bobert's chest in an attempt to hear a heartbeat. His heart was silent. Bobert was once again...
Dead
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Bill's Magic Socks
HumorThis is a very strange book to say the least. To make fun of someone who made an extremely terrible book that made no sense and had terrible spelling and grammar, Jake Edelstein and I decided to make a book just as terrible. This was not written by...
