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WE ARE VIRGINS
hye jung, jae, eun ae, bora, gyeong

JAE:
my children, my hoes, my disciples, my chicks, my future slaves

JAE:
we all know i'm gonna fail this test

JAE:
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JAE:
can y'all give me all of your test answers and put this cruel world to peace

BORA:
jae my lil bean

BORA:
do you realize that you're asking for test answers in a group of one two three four other idiots who are as bad as math as you are?

EUN AE:
true tho

EUN AE:
,,,,,,,,i have a mental capacity of a rice grain

GYEONG:
YOU THINK THIS IS SOME EASY SHIT BC YOU STUDIED BUT THE SECOND YOU TURN THE PAGE ITS A BUNCH OF DOg drool

JAE:
"if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can a pedro buy with one human soul"

GYEONG:
OMG THATS SO FUCKING TRUE

GYEONG:
AND THEN THE TEACHER EXPECTS US TO BE LIKE

"a human soul is worth $660,325.82, according to a source in which the devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul, and assuming a fiddle weighs about 20 pounds and has a the density of 0.5.15 g/cm squared, that means the volume would be 873.8. since the selling of a price of cupcake today is around $3.25, and we do some motherfucking division we shall get our answer: pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and will have $1.45 left over."

JAE:
wait hold up how long did it take you to type that

EUN AE:
there's 16(!!)0 questions on this test too 160160160160160

BORA:
school doesn't even test your intelligence anymore it tests your memory

EUN AE:
it tests my patience

YOU:
it tests my ability to hold my pee

JAE:
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch to the other side of the classroom while chopping the teacher's computer into little pieces and choking them to death with bad grades but still thinking of how gyeong can type that fucking fas(?)t

YOU:
pee peepe peepeepe epee

YOU:
guys

YOU:
i need to go answer a call of nature

YOU:
i hear it calling for me i cANT RESIST

EUN AE:
*she needs to go take a shit

YOU:
*release yellow liquid

JAE:
good luck with that

JAE:
ms. kang never lets anyone go to the fucking bathroom unless they've finished their test

YOU:

YOU:guess who just fucking slayed the test

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YOU:
guess who just fucking slayed the test

JAE:
what the entire fuc

GYEONG:
what the partial fuc

EUN AE:
this just proves that god has left us

BORA:
MY EYES ARE BURNING

BORA:
WAIT BUT IS SHE ACTUALLY TURNING THAT IN

YOU:
see ya my amigas

BORA:
HYE JUNG REMEMBER

BORA:
YOLO IS NO NO

BORA:
DON'T STAND UP AND TURN THAT IN

EUN AE:
she stood up

EUN AE:
she's handing the test to ms. kang

GYEONG:
MS. KANG GAVE HER A FUCKING HIGH FIVE,,, MATE GET THAT HAND OFF HAT FLITHY ANIMAL

GYEONG:
THEY'RE TALKING

JAE:
HOLD UP I CAN READ LIPS

JAE:
she's asking hyun jung to check her work twice

JAE:
like ooh ahh ooh ahh

BORA:
that snake is shaking her head,,,,,,,,,,,, SHE'S ASKING IF SHE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM

EUN AE:
@jae- signal bonae signal bonae

BORA:
NO HYUN JUNG IS LEAVING

JAE:
i muSSSst lET yYYou knoW

EUN AE:
JJIRIT JJIRIT JJIRIT JJIRITttTTTTT

JAE:
@eun ae I SEE TWO T'S :^)))))

GYEONG:
wait

GYEONG:
bora

BORA:
THE FUCK IS ITTT

EUN AE:
IM LIKE TT JSUT LIKE TTTTTTTTTTTTTT

GYEONG:
isn't the girl's bathroom to the left?

GYEONG:
why did hyun jung go right?

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