bathroom | jhs #LYSAWARDS

three

-hye jung pov

i think i just peed in my pants.

gosh, what kind of idiot would walk into the men's restroom? not only that, i barely had time to drag my dirty rat ass inside one of the stalls before a boy came into the bathroom. it was a matter of time before i would get caught. 

i touched my pants to confirm if my bladder really let loose. luckily, my jeans were dry.

for now. that also meant that i still needed to pee. 

the boy, however, was still inside, washing his hands and singing the theme song of sesame street.

i groaned. that bitch isn't gonna make it easier for me.

"SUNNY DAYS, SWEEPIN' THE CLOUDS AWAY~ ON MY WAY TO WHERE THE AIR IS SWEET," 

haha. cute.

"CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET?"

"damn bro, that singing is 10/10-"

shit. i just spoke out loud.

i heard the boy turn off the faucet and spin around frantically, as if looking for the owner of the mysterious voice.

"OH MY GOSH, DO YOU REALLY LIKE MY SINGING?" he asked cheerfully, stepping towards my bathroom stall.

oh god. i pulled on my hair, urging my tiny brain to think of something. however, i think it was fried from creating that beautiful hippo on my multiple choice test. 

"uh, bro, that was hella good- your voice was way better than those child voices in the original, uh, sesame soundtrack," i said in the deepest voice possible.

i swear i heard the boy make a frown. "why did your voice change all of a sudden?"

crap.

"uh, you see, i'm suffering from SERIOUS DIARRHEA bro, so it, um, is really challenging the ability of my butthole, and w-when my butthole-" i coughed, "-suffers, my voice also changes. yeah."

i smashed my palms together to make a loud, farting noise. "whoop. excuse me."

the boy laughed and then blurted out, "HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE TO GIVE YOU DIARRHEA MEDICINE?"

what the fuck?  "um, i gue-"

"ALRIGHT!! I'M OFF! YOU STAY HERE," and that followed up with quick footsteps and the loud thud of the bathroom door. now, it was only me in the bathroom.

seeing my chance, i immediately emptied my bladder as fast as i could, and after washing my hands and all that shit, i ran as fast as i could to the cafeteria. it was around 12 already, so the whole school should already be at lunch.

as i was running, i laughed and smiled to myself.

damn, i was so fucking smart. i made that beautiful hippo and  escaped from the men's restroom. i'm so amazing.

i slowed down a little bit, sighed, and chuckled.

that boy was pretty cute.