bathroom | jhs #LYSAWARDS

eighteen

before anyone knew it, before anyone could explain themselves, he hit hoseok's head. 

uh oh.

mind you, it wasn't a simple swat like bam ok you're good or two swats like bam bam ok piss off; this hit was equivalent to the amount of force and hatred where you're attempting to swat this bug that you just can't kill and you end destroying everything in your household.

at first, everything was dead silent.

afterwards, five things occured.

1. hye jung screamed out more profanities directed towards the man that could've earned her way to prison. mr. jung caught on, "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" and "DON'T YOU BITCH US AROUND" and made a mental note to have a talk with her parents.

2. hoseok stood there for a second in shock and went over to kick his father's untouchable.

3. mrs. jung ran over, yelling "you inferior husband" and threw a pot at his stomach (where she lost her aim and nearly hit hye jung's head)

4. hoseok stood there and caught the pot before it hit hye jung's head.

5. mr. jung, in pain and horror, holding his untouchable, raised his hand and said, "stop."

hye jung stopped her hand from slapping him in mid-air. "i finally hear your manly voice."

mr. jung, trying to stand up, said, "jung hoseok, you know you're never going to see this lady of yours ever again."

hye jung snorted unattractively. "you sure about that? i'm really hard to get rid of." she turned to mr. jung. "you should know that."

mr. jung sighed and said, "do you know who i am? i'm an english teacher, and you should really respect m-"

"my english teacher in 9th grade used to put up prompts up for daily five minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was "hippo" and i wrote a page long story in five minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana and rich people paid big money for it. all in five minutes and all in english." 

mr. jung coughed. "anyway, hoseok, remember our agreement from two weeks ago? you have to keep your word."

hye jung furrowed her eyebrows and looked at hoseok, who was strangely quiet. "what agreement?"

mr. jung stared at her. "he promised to leave korea and travel aboard to america for studying. and he's leaving in a week."