bathroom | jhs #LYSAWARDS

sixteen

-third person pov

"hoseok! hand me the tape."

the two teens were sitting on both sides of the table, both delicately holding the two origami hearts that they had made for one another. 

hye jung sniffed her heart. it still smelled like root beer.

she then looked up to her fellow friend, where she saw hoseok taping his eyebrows with his toilet-paper heart balanced on one hand. 

frustrated, hye jung yelled again. "hoseok! give me the goddamn tape."

the boy frowned and smoothed his eyebrows. "no. get it yourself."

sighing, hye jung grabbed the roll of tape that hoseok had in his hand and ripped out a big piece. carefully, she applied the tape on top of her heart, where she was careful to not get it stuck to the wooden table.

she looked up at hoseok again. "c'mon, where do you want to put our hearts? the tape isn't going to last forever."

hoseok, who had always applied the tape on his heart, thought carefully and then pointed at his belly button.

hye jung stared at him. "you want us to tape our hearts on our belly buttons."

hoseok nodded, then pressed his heart on his desired portion of his stomach. he admired his toilet heart. hye jung, questioning her existence, reluctantly did the same.

"TA-DA!!" screamed hoseok, pointing at his belly button and hye jung's belly button. "now that our hearts are finally on our belly button, we are officially married!!"

hye jung pointed a finger at hoseok. "only for a day."

hoseok nodded. "for a day."

hye jung looked at her belly button and sighed. "i fucking swear to god, if the tape sticks to my sweater, i'm going to flip you upside down and drill your head to meet the earth's core."

hoseok did not answer. he was busy hopping around, showing off his engagement heart to every mirror he saw. 

hye jung chuckled. cute.

hoseok looked at her eyes and pouted. "i almost forgot! we haven't said our wedding vows yet! c'mon, i'll make you a dress."

hye jung stood there with her mouth open wide. "hold on, what the utter fuc-"

hoseok was already out of the door and running. he returned with five or six toilet rolls in his hands. without any hesititation and without hye jung's consent, he started throwing them over her head and around her petite body. within seconds, the girl's legs were covered with toilet paper and her face was covered from the tip to her chin.

the only revealing part of her was the little heart taped to her belly button.

hye jung cursed through her toilet paper covered mouth, and hoseok giggled at the sight of her. 

"lkdjfaldkfjaskdflskajf!! you look so cute!" screeched the boy, hands tugging at his hair. it looked like he was gonna get diabetes.

ignoring her unforgivable cursing, hoseok cleared his throat and started to clap his hands.

"i'm going to say my wedding vows now! are you ready?"

hye jung responded with a muffled roast. hoseok, like always, ignored her. 

"HYE JUNG!!!! TO CONFESS I LIKED YOU FOR A LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG TIME SO MUCH THAT I MEMORIZED HOW YOUR SHOES LOOKED AND THAT I PURPOSELY RUSHED INTO THE BATHROOM WHEN I SAW YOU GO IN-- I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF I GET EXPELLED OR IF I DIE I JUST WANT YOU TO STAY HAPPY 24/7 I LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU SO MUCH I WANT YOU TO SMILE EVERYDAY THAT WILL BE THE PURPOSE OF MY EXISTENCE PLEASE BE THE HAPPIEST YOU CAN ALL THE TIME BECAUSE YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND POSITIVITY THE UNIVERSE OFFERS PLEASE LOVE ME FWUUWWUBUFBUBbuwbuububbb!!!!!!!" hoseok screamed. 

his hands were shaking, eyes closed. hye jung, the blind mummy, gasped through her toliet covered mouth. 

did she just get a confession?

hoseok, with his hands still shaking and his eyes still closed, asked, "will you take me as your future hubby?"

hye jung's breathing was so intense now she was near choking. she felt hoseok tense up.

"i-"

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a/n: i do or i don't?? 

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