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WE ARE VIRGINS
hye jung, jae, eun ae, bora, gyeong

+6,692 unread messages!

GYEONG:
i told you guys that we should've given her jae's last bag of doritos as a 'sorry' to her

GYEONG:
gosh the last time we saw her she looked like she was gonna murder us

JAE:
touch my doritos you asshole and i wont be the one who's getting murdered tonight

GYEONG:
i

BORA:
anyways we gotta say sorry to that poor girl we haven't heard from her for the last 24 hours and that is NOT normal

BORA:
she usually spams this group chat like hell but these past two days she didn't even text at all

EUN AE:
it's not like i miss her spams,, her texts are like

GYEONG:
"confess your love for me via paypal"

EUN AE:
"do dogs think in barks"

JAE:
"carrot"

BORA:
uhhh we still love her tho right girls

EUN AE:
hm

JAE:
omo... mianhae,,, *blushes* x3c i saranghae hye jung opp3r!!1!!!! arf arf wags tail

GYEONG:
yes but i still can't even think of how that idiot went into the boy's bathroom and got herself involved in this mess

YOU:
do you want to avoid people? drink water. not only will you be hydrated, you don't have sto talk to people while drinking water, then later you'll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more. i just simply followed my fucking advice.

YOU:
+ i wanna die right now

BORA:
MY BABY YOU'RE BACK

JAE:
🐶❤️❤️ 

EUN AE:
lol hi babe what happened??

YOU:
ok ok so girls im at hoseok's house right now

BORA:
BITCH WHAT

GYEONG:
HIS HOUSE?/?? DOING WHAT??

EUN AE:
holy shit are you doing the nasty

JAE:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU WERE INACTIVE FOR SO LONG

YOU:
wait WHAT NO LET ME EXPLAIN

JAE has renamed the group chat:

WE ARE VIRGINS (except hye jung)

YOU:
i have never been more saddened

EUN AE:
name the child after me