bathroom | jhs #LYSAWARDS

five

-third person pov

"so, you gave her the diarrhea medicine, and then?" taehyung asked, hands clasped together.

"isn't it obvious, you loser? look at his cheek- damn, we gotta be cautious around this girl," answered namjoon, eyes glued on the red hand mark on hoseok's left cheek.

hoseok puffed his cheeks, as if trying to hide the slap mark. "SHE ISN'T SCARY- she said that my singing was beautiful! she's really nice."

awkward silence filled the air.

"i really want hoseok to get a girlfriend, but not this kind of girl."

yoongi snorted. "gosh, if she wasn't a girl, i would've grabbed her hands and beat her up. girls suck."

hoseok pouted. "i think she was just scared, you know? she was trying to pee in the boy's bathroo-"

-hye jung's pov

"THE BOY'S BATHROOM?" jae yelled.

bora choked on her pickle.

"oh my god... hye jung you're a fucking idiot," eun ae said, shaking her head. "first the hippo, now the bathroom."

gyeong nodded. "that's why i was so worried! hye jung went to the right instead of the left but you guys were more focused on the test and complaining about hye jung's stupid hipp-"

"SHUT UP! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HIPPO-"

gyeong ignored my protest. "anyways, so you pretended to have diarrhea- correction, a boy with diarrhea, and that little angel ran all the way to the nurse's office for you to give you medicine, only to be slapped by you. now he's back where he started- the nurse's office."

jae nodded vigorously. "you even missed lunch for you, and that's the most romantic thing i've heard for a while."

i punched my leg in frustration. "but... but how did he know i was a girl? you know how embarrassing that is?"

bora snorted. "not as embarrassing as drawing a hippo on your multiple choice test." it was clear that bora wasn't done with bothering hye jung about the hippo- not yet, anyways.

"what's his name?"

"jung hoseok," everyone immediately answered.

"seriously, you don't know his name? what a fucking loser," eun ae said.

i snapped. i had enough. i barely managed to hold in my pee (my renal system probably has something wrong with it now for holding it in that long), walked into the men's restroom, was exposed by a boy who was inside the restroom with me at that time, and my group of girls has turned against me.

they just burst my bubble.

"YOU [beep]S, RUN BEFORE I TAKE OUT MY GUN AND SHOOT YOUR [beep]S. Y'ALL UNEDUCATED PIECES OF [beep] I WAS SUFFERING SO MUCH TODAY AND ALL YOU GUYS COULD COMPLAIN ABOUT IS HOW YOU GUYS WERE [beep] MISTREATED, TODAY CAN'T BE ANYMORE [beep] WORSE. [beep] YOU GUYS."

the whole crew went silent.

"YEAH, YOU [beep] RATS SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTHS UP, OH MY GOSH, THAT'S MUSIC IN MY EA-"

"hahaha! you have a gun?" someone behind me asked, along with a little giggle.

behind me?

oh no. i turned around, and to my horror, met the eyes of jung hoseok. i cringed at the red slap mark i had put upon him. a wave of guilt overwhelmed me.

the guilt, however, was replaced by shock when i noticed ms. kang was standing next to him.

i watched as ms. kang shook her head, indicating a show of disapproval and disappointment.

"hye jung, we-" she gestured at hoseok- "need to talk."