(TW: #Hardcoreswearing #Karkat #yelling #possiblyooc )
Request by; @DaveStri
I stared at my (b/c) text and the grey text on my screen. I was pestering my matesprite, Karkat Vantas. He was giving reasons why Warm Bodies was a terrible movie.
(C/H): Okay, but, Warm Bodies is the best zombie romance movie.
(C/H): Nothing can change my mind.
CG: NO
CG: FUCK NO
CG: FOR ONE THAT MOVIE IS SHIT ZOMBIES CAN'T LOVE THEY ARE MINDLESS FLESH BAGS THAT CANT TELL A THINK PAN FROM A BLOOD PUSHER. THEY WOULDNT KISS ANYTHING THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO INSTEAD OF GIVING A GREAT TIME OF "HELL YEAH" IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE "OH SNAP" THEN BOOM YOUR FUCKING DEAD WHILE THE WALKING DEAD GUY EATS AT YOUR STUPID FLESHY ORGANISM
(C/H): Gog
(C/H): Alright fine. you have your opinion and I have mine.
(C/H): Lets find a different movie or whatever so you dont piss yourself in a hissy fit
CG: WE CAN WATCH THE STUPID MOVIE I WAS JUST EXPLAINING TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU WITH YOUR HORRIBLE TASTE IN HUMAN ROMANCE MOVIES
carcinoGeneticist [ CG ]ceased trolling (chumHandle) [ CH ]
I sighed and rolled my eyes, better get everything ready in my hi - home. It's called a house here on earth. I gathered everything on the human couch; pillows and blankets, things to cuddle on. I inserted the disk into the television. The title screen popping up as I went to make popcorn.
The door was slammed open by the short nubby-horned troll known as my matesprite. "God kat, your gonna break that door!"
I set the bowl of popcorn down on the table in front of the couch. My hands found their way onto Karkat's shoulders, a smile on my face.
"SORRY! LETS JUST WATCH THIS STUPID MOVIE ALREADY."
The mutant blood yelled, making me roll my eyes. We made our way to the couch, laying down and cuddling. Karkat would complain here and there of small things, but by the end of the movie the popcorn was empty and Karkat had me in a tight hold. Surprisingly quiet snoring came from the usually loud troll. Realizing that I wasn't going to be free'd I decided to nap with nubby horns. My eyes fluttered close and I slipped into a dream land.
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Homestuck One-shots
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