Homestuck One-shots

Sober!Gamzee x MutantBlood!Reader (Fluff)

(TW; I'm not dead. This is the Fluff! Version of my Sober! Gamz x MutantBlood/Lowblood!Reader, here's the twist; I am also making a Gore! Version of Sober!Gamz x Reader. I was kind enough to come back with some fluff before complete troll genocide. #Fluff #Gamzee #Sober #Moirails #Cursing #request

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      Honks echoed all around (Y/n), their moirail was the cause of this. He was also the cause of the rainbow colored splatters on the walls and floor. This mutant-blooded troll must have been insane to go charging after their moirail! He had become a killer, a complete monster! All their friends have now died at the hands, well clubs, of the juggalo. But (y/n) raced on, calling for her once sweet moirail, "Gamzee! Gamzee where are you?" 

The honks quieted, and an eerie silence filled the hallway. "Well, isn't it my dear MOTHERFUCKIN' MOIRAIL!" 

(Y/n) flinched at Gamzee's words, looking up at the much taller troll who now towered before them. They took a deep breath and smiled at the high-blood. "H-hello Gam."

The low-blood began regaining their confidence, a glare changing their scared look. This in turn caused the young Makara to become puzzled. "Gamzee Makara!"

The angry troll began, making Gamzee flinch. He all to well knew of the mutant-bloods angry ranting. Almost mother-like. He may be off the slime but he still felt guilty whenever his moirail got all riled up like this. "I've been looking for you for hours! I slipped on a fucking HEAD Gamzee! A HEAD! I don't care who it was, it was just gross! Clean up next time! I look like I've just taken a bath in troll blood! Don't get me started on how I came all the way from my hive and sneaking past my grumpy lusus just so I could come here and be a good moirail! So you are gonna sit down and chill the fuck out or I swear to gog I will personally give you night-terrors while you are awake and asleep."

Gamzee growled, how dare a low-blood talk that way to a superior! He raised his club, ready to punish the mutant. (y/n) was not taking any shit of their moirails, they wore their new shoes and now they were stained with blood. With a swift and quick motion, (Y/n) had Gamzee knocked out. Good job for bringing your kismesis' bat along for the ride. 

After searching for sopor slime, finally the young troll found some and was force feeding their angry moirail the green goop. As the highblood calmed down, he looked curiously up at (Y/n). "Hey sis, what are you all up and doin' here again?"

The low-blood smiled down at their confused and now drugged moirail, "Oh nothin' Gam. Just getting you your daily dose of slime and a platonic cuddle session."