(TW: #Eridan #Cursing #IFuckingHateEridanAmpora #Petstuck #AU #NotMyArt #IDidPetstuckBecauseNormalEridanShouldGetNot-So-GentlyFuckedWithAChainsaw #REQUEST)
Request by;; @MistyPrograms1)
"Eridan Ampora! Get your fishy ass back in this room this instant!"
The angered yell of the owner of a violet blooded troll stopped little Eridan in his tracks. He shook his head, looking at his owner as they came stomping over to him. The both glared at eachother, Eridan sticking his tongue out childishly to (y/n). (Y/n) picked up her rude pet and held him at arms length, scolding him like a mother would do to her child. "Eridan what the hell little dude! You are a sea-dwelling alien why are you so afraid to take a bath? I'm not gonna drown you, y'know?"
Eridan pouted, crossing his little violet tinted arms. "Sure, you say that. How-w can I trust a Landw-weller like you?"
(Y/n) sighed, taking the alien to the bathroom and shutting the door, plopping the angry creature on a (f/c) bathroom rug. "Listen here young man. I am not going to deal with one of your 'woe is me' moment. You are going to get in the tub and let me bathe you!"
Without another word, (y/n) stripped the Aquarius of his shirt and scarf, lightly setting the hissing troll in the warm water of the tub. They let Eridan get used to the water, watching him calm down and look up at (y/n). "W-well get on w-with it then! Bathe me, low-w blood!"
(Y/n) clenched their fists and took a deep breath. God, out of all the selection of trolls to get placed in her care why did they get this grumpy motherfucker? Who knew. They squirted (f/smell) smelling soap onto their hand then began rubbing it into Eridans black and violet hair. He fussed a bit but soon quieted, almost purring. (Y/n) made sure not to bump the trolls horns or to get any soap into his eyes.
After rinsing out the shampoo and conditioner they began to dry Eridans dripping wet hair, much to his dismay. He sat on the floor, getting dried with a pale yellow colored towel. "See, that wasn't so bad Eri."
(Y/n) hummed, letting the water drain from the tub into the drain. They dressed Eridan in a clean pajama shirt, it was a light blue with a little seahorse on the front. Of course Eridan picked it out. The small alien yawned, rubbing his left eye with a webbed hand. (Y/n) silently thanked whatever god was watching them and began to put Eridan to bed. They laid the violet blood onto his own bed, tucking him in like he was a child. "Goodnight Eri. I love you very much."
The owner whispered to the pet, leaving the room and missing Eridans quiet, sleepy voice.
"Flushed for you, (y/n)."
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Homestuck One-shots
RomansaREQUESTS; OPEN! I do any Regular Homestuck as well as AU's! I do ships and reader inserts! These include; Homestuck, Tricksterstuck, Zombiestuck, Monsterstuck, Earthstuck, merstuck, aquariumstuck, lyricstuck Etc.
