Lesbianfin: Hey, Straightfur! Want to go hunting with me?
Straightfur: Why not? *shrugs and walks out of camp with Lesbianfin*
Lesbianfin: *after a few moments of silence* Soooo, Straightfur. A little birdy told me you think Polyholly and I are otp.
Straightfur: Ah, well, if by little birdy you mean hearing me announce it to the whole Clan a few episodes ago, then-
Lesbianfin: Ah, yes. I remember that. *eye twitches*
Straightfur: Yeah.. Um, Lesbianfin, are you okay?
Lesbianfin: Eat this fabulousleaf! *pulls out fabulousleaf from seemingly nowhere*
Straightfur: What? Why?
Lesbianfin: Rainbow x Poly are otp! *starts chasing Straightfur back to camp with fabulousleaf *
Straightfur: *takes cover by diving into the ball pit*
Lesbianfin: *runs past*
Straightfur: *sighs in relief*
Gayday: *pops up behind him* Oh hi, Straightfur!
Straightfur: *yelps in surprise and spins around* Oh! Gayday. It's just you. What are you doing here?
Gayday: *puts tail over Straightfur's mouth* Shhhhh. Follow me. *sinks down into the ball pit*
Straightfur: *looks confused and before he can react is dragged down to the bottom of the ball pit by Gayday. Everything is now dark*
Gayday: *turns on a light hanging above*
Straightfur: *looks around frantically to see that they are in a confined space with the balls of the ball pit above them* Where are we?
Gayday: We are in a closet! And the only way out is to come out of it.
Lesbianfin: *pokes head in from above* Rainbow x Poly is OTP!
Straightfur: *yelps in surprise and runs out of the closet* I'm coming out as straight!
Lesbianfin: *chases after him*
Gayday: I did not think about that . . . *shrugs and walks away*
Written by Brook
Edited by Ren :3
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HumorHello, and welcome to QueerClan! Here, everyone is queer! Well... almost everyone. *glares pointedly at Straightfur* Join the Cats of QueerClan in their epic attempts to turn Straightfur gay! [ cover by ren ]
