Rainbowstar: *plastered all over with rainbow heart cut-outs that blend in perfect with her pelt* I was hoping this heart craze would be over soon... it's very sweet, but amazingly it's possible to get tired of rainbows hearts sticking to your pelt. I can't wash my pelt properly anymore.
Lesbianfin: *helping Polyholly pick out hearts* It was a good craze.
Rainbowstar: YES, IT WAS, AND YOU TWO ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!! AAAAAAA!!!! *flies around on rainbows*
Polyholly: Thank you, Rainbowstar, but-
Lesbianfin: YOU and Rainbowstar are the cutest! PAWS UP IF YOU SHIP IT! *flails paws around*
Rainbowstar and Lesbianfin immediately get into an argument about who is cuter with Polyholly.
Polyholly: *sighing* this could go on forever.
Gayday: In A Heartbeat... *off-key voice* INNNN AAAA HEEEARTBEEEEEAT
Arosparrow: Gayday, you've sung that enough times in all the different keys possible for Pansand to make a remix out of it.
Pansand: *happily blasting Gayday's In A Heartbeat remix*
Aceface: *from side, while sorting fabulousleaf* I think it's a perfectly nice remix. *spots Straightfur* Hello, Straightfur.
Straightfur:
Straightfur: BYE ACEFACE *runs away*
Aceface: *chases* IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
Gayday: *continues singing to Pansand's remix* IN A HEARTBEAT, IN A HEEEEAARTBEEAAAAAAAT, IN A-
Gayday: *notices Queerdeer coming out of nursery*
Gayday: *recomposing self* Hey, Queerdeer. I lost my number... do you think I could get yours? ;)
Queerdeer: I'm sorry, Queerdeer can't come to the phone right now. Why? BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO PAAARTAY, 'CAUSE SEPTEMBER'S BISEXUAL PRIIIIIDEE MONTH! *throws on shades*
Flagswag: GOTCHA COVERED THERE *changes pelt to bisexual flag*
Pridestride: IT'S PARADE TIME Y'ALL
QueerClan: *with shades* YEEEAH BABEH
written by solace, who has yet to get over In A Heartbeat, so please let her live.
Edited by Aquarius, who isn't nearly as obsessed with IAH as Ren or Solace but wholeheartedly agrees that it's fantastic and definitely worth watching if you haven't watched it already ;)
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HumorHello, and welcome to QueerClan! Here, everyone is queer! Well... almost everyone. *glares pointedly at Straightfur* Join the Cats of QueerClan in their epic attempts to turn Straightfur gay! [ cover by ren ]
