QueerClan

Special Episode!

So this was sUPPoSED to be published around Christmastime for a contest, but whatever lol.

Congrats to RainbowTRex1 for winning the QueerClan contest! We loved your entry, and here it is for the rest of the community to enjoy (Also, we confirm this is all canon). ;3

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*Straightfur is walking around the outskirts of the den, making snow-cats in the snow every once in a while, while obliviously walking into his doom, planned by Aceface who is sitting in a nearby tree*

Straightfur: Finally! Some peace and quiet! Everyone is so hyped about Christmas...

Straightfur walks under the tree where Aceface is sitting, as Aceface drops a giant cardboard present over Straightfur.

Aceface: Ahah! I will be the one who finally turns you gay!

Straightfur: What! What is in this box?

Straightfur pushes the box off of his head to reveal glitter that had managed to sink into his fur.

Aceface: You have been covered in Gay-litter! Now to just wait for the side effects hehehe....

Straightfur: Oh no... AHHH! *runs towards the stream in panic*

Aceface: No! Don't wash away the gay-litt-

Straightfur leaps into the frosty water, washing away the gay-litter but forgetting about the freezing temperature of the water.

Aceface: Straightfur, No!

Rainbowstar suddenly appears, flying through the trees, pooping rainbows.

Rainbowstar: Through the power of the great Nyan Cat, retrieve Straightfur!

Straighfur suddenly flies out of the water with rainbow fireworks shooting out of his butt.

Straightfur: For the last time, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME GAY!

Straightfur storms back to camp, to see Fluidstream running around throwing chocolate eggs everywhere

Straightfur: Fluidstream, what are you-

Fluidstream: HAPPY EASTER!

Fluidstream throws a chocolate egg at Straightfur, while Lesbianfin and Polyholly walk over to them.

Lesbianfin: Wrong holiday, Fluidstream, and cats can't eat chocolate anyway.

Fluidstream: *sighs and picks up the eggs*

Rainbowstar: LESBIANFIN AND POLYHOLLY ARE OTP!

Polyholly: Where did you come from, Rainbowsta-

Lesbianfin: NO, YOU AND POLYHOLLY ARE OTP!

Straightfur: *sigh*, not again..

Straightfur and Polyholly walk over to Bi-sky and Queerdeer.

Polyholly: What are you two doing?

Bi-sky and Queerdeer: Looking after the kits.

Straightfur: *looks around* Where are they?

Graykit suddenly pokes his head out of a pile of snow, followed by Akoikit.

Polyholly: You two are so cute! But where is Demikit?

Polyholly looks down at Straighfur's paws and sees Demikit jumping over them.

Bi-sky: Straighfur, Demikit told me the other day that he thinks you're awesome.

Straightfur: Me? But I'm the most boring one here! I'm not even queer!

Queerdeer: Does it matter if you're queer or not?

Straightfur: Well... no..

Rainbowstar jumps on top of a rock and calls for attention.

Rainbowstar: EHEM! Now, as all of you know, it's almost Christmas. I want something special to be organized before hand-

Pridestride: A PRIDE PARADE!

Rainbowstar: Exactly what I was thinking. We need all paws on deck. Aceface, Fluidstream, Gayday, Arosparrow, and Pansand will be making decorations. Straighfur, Queerdeer, Polyholly, Lesbianfin, and I will be gathering supplies and Flagswag and Pridestride will be directing all of this. Everyone understand?

The whole clan nods.

Pridestride: YAY! Let's get to work...

Flagswag's pelt changes through all the pride flags, while switching to a pelt of red and green ever so often.

Straighfur: This is going to be exiting...

Written by RainbowTRex1

Edited by Ren