Gayday: *screaming his lungs off* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Aceface: Jeez, what's up, Gayday?
Gayday: I CAN't EVeNNNNN OMSC I JUST DISCOVERED THE BEST VIDEO IN THE ENTIRE GAY UNIVERSE!!
Aceface: *smirks* And what might that be? I bet it's p-
Gayday: IT'S CALLED IN A HEARTBEAT AND I CAN'T GET OVER THE CUTENESS!
Fluidstream: *padding over* Oh, I heard about that, is it good?
Gayday: oF cOURSE IT'S GOOD THATS SUCH AN UNDERSTAT-
Aceface: Gayday, stop speaking in all caps, please.
Gayday: Ugh fine, but I'm still super excited and aghhhh!
Fluidstream: I should go watch it if it's causing even Gayday to have a loss of words. Also, Pansand's already seen it, so I can't miss out! *goes to watch the video on CatTube*
Straightfur: Hey guys, what's all the fangirling about?
Aceface: There's this amazingly gay short film that's been out a while and Gayday just discovered it.
Gayday: NDKkdksjkHfbwkkofJfdjk
Straightfur: Huh. What's it called?
Aceface: In A Heartbeat. It's abou-
Gayday: DON'T SPOIL IT!
Aceface: Fine, okay! *walks away*
Straightfur: I'll go ask Rainbowstar if I can borrow the clan iPaw so I can see it!
Gayday: Maybe watching it will finally convince you to come out of the closet, hmm? ;3
Straightfur: *sighs* No.
On the other side of camp...
Arosparrow: *is in the corner playing with tiny stuffed versions of the characters from the film*
Lesbianfur: Aww, you're so cute, Aro.
Arosparrow: Why does everyone say that??
Polyholly: Cause it's true, duh! You are literally the cat version of Sherwin, except aromantic!
Lesbianfur: *giggles* Who would Jonathan be, then?
Arosparrow: Uh nO I am NOT doing this again! *runs away*
Polyholly: *calls after him* YOU'LL FIND TRUE (platonic) LOVE ONE DAY, AROSPARROW!
Written and edited by Ren who is Gayday right now.
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HumorHello, and welcome to QueerClan! Here, everyone is queer! Well... almost everyone. *glares pointedly at Straightfur* Join the Cats of QueerClan in their epic attempts to turn Straightfur gay! [ cover by ren ]
