Fluidstream: Okay, Queerdeer, Pansand, Transpants, and Straightfur, I want you to go on sunhigh patrol.
Straightfur: Aight. *walks over to camp entrance where the patrol gathers*
Pansand: Hey Transpants..?
Transpants: ...yeah?
Pansand: What's in your–
Transpants: I know, I know, whatever. I'm not gonna answer.
Pansand: Uh, I was gonna say "mind". Like, what are you thinking about?
Transpants: Oh. I dunno... hot chicks?
Pansand: Haha, ain't we all?
Straightfur: So are we leaving? Orrr...
Queerdeer: We leave now. Pick up the pace, slackers.
The patrol follows behind Queerdeer into the forest territory.
Pansand: Hey, I think I smell a mouse.
Queerdeer: This is a border patrol, not a hunting patrol, Pansand.
Transpants: Wait, but why do we have a border patrol if there are no other clans or enemies to look out for?
Queerdeer: ...
Straightfur: QueerClan apparently has to protect its sacred territory from outsiders so they don't see how weird everyone here is.
Pansand: If I were a rogue, I wouldn't want to go anywhere near this crazy place.
Queerdeer: *turns around angrily* Hey! Don't be unloyal to QueerClan!
Pansand: Well if Straightfur wasn't so straight...
Straightfur: Excuse you, I'm probably the least weird cat here.
Everyone looks at Straightfur.
Straightfur: I mean, yeah, I'm the only non-queer...but still.
Silence ensues.
Straightfur: ...Let's get back to camp.
Back at camp.
Rainbowstar: *is flying around pooping rainbows from her butt*
Bi-sky: Queerdeer, you're back!
Queerdeer: Yeah, I sure am. *nuzzles his mate* What's up?
Bi-sky: I have...something to tell you.
Queerdeer: And what might that be?
Bi-sky: I'm expecting kits!
The entire clan gasps, and the two now realize that everyone was listening to their conversation.
Aceface: Looks like we're about to get some new gayness up in here.
Gayday: Heck yeah! Whooo!
Straightfur: What if they aren't all queer though?
Bi-sky: Well, hopefully they will. If not, then maybe they'll learn from you.
Pridestride: LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A PRIDE PARADE!!
Flagswag: *changes fur to switch between multiple flag colors*
Written by Ren, who is getting tired of being the only one to write these.
Edited by Annco, who thanks Ren for writing these (◕ω◕)
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HumorHello, and welcome to QueerClan! Here, everyone is queer! Well... almost everyone. *glares pointedly at Straightfur* Join the Cats of QueerClan in their epic attempts to turn Straightfur gay! [ cover by ren ]
