Arosparrow: Hey everyone! I exist!
Readers: *checks the allegiances to realize that he was there all along but barely anyone remembered to include him in any episodes*
Queerdeer: Aw, you're so adorable and lonely, Aro.
Arosparrow: Hey! *flattens ears*
Gayday: CUTENESS!
Arosparrow: Stahp! I am incapable of understanding this thing called "flirting", remember?
Straightfur: Well, that doesn't mean others can't find you attractive.
Gayday: :O did you just..
Queerdeer: WE KNEW YOU WERE QUEER, STRAIGHTFUR! AW LOOK HE'S GOT A CRUSH ON AROSPARROWWW!
Straightfur: BRO, I was just stating a fact!! Wth???
Arosparrow: *blushing* I can't like you..that way...
Straighfur: I'M. NOT. GAY!
Queerdeer: T•T Well, it was worth hoping for.
Fluidstream: *walking over* Yo, look at all these toms hangin' out. Is this the boys only club? Can I join?
Gayday: As long as your gender doesn't switcheroo suddenly, then sure!
Fluidstream: *chuckles and pads over to them* So, any luck getting Straightfur out of the closet yet?
Straightfur: -_-
Queerdeer: *sighs* Unfortunately not.
Gayday: We THOUGHT for a second he might have a queerplatonic crush on Arosparrow...
Arosparrow: *stands there awkwardly*
Gayday: But, alas, it was a false alarm.
Fluidstream: Tartar sauce. Well, better luck next episode.
Arosparrow: ...Episode? What's that?
Fluidstream: *to Queerdeer* Does he know?
Queerdeer: *whispering* Probably not. Remember, he's been like, mostly absent this whole time.
Fluidstream: Oh, right.
Arosparrow: I can hear you.
Written by the memelord Ren
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