BTS: Grope Chat

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(despacito has added to the group chat: SEAFOOD, MEAT, mr. kookie, titanic, pinkie, iwillkillyou)

despacito: welcome to hell children

SEAFOOD: why is my name seafood

SEAFOOD: like fish is good but wth

MEAT: bc u have no taste hyung

mr. kookie: who tf thought it be funny to make my username my yt channel name

mr. kookie: i feel personally attacked

pinkie: shut the hell up my name is fucking pinkie

titanic: i like my name

iwillkillyou: i will kill you all

(despacito has changed the group chat name to: grope chat)

pinkie: hobi stop being a ho pls for one second in your life

pinkie: ur literally bias wrecking me and im in the same group w you

mr. kookie: whos ur bias?????????????????

pinkie: none yo damn businnes u five year old

mr. kookie: IM NOT FIVE IM OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE AND DRINK AND SMOKE

mr. kookie: I WILL DO ALL THREE TO PROVE IT TO YOU

SEAFOOD: dont let that kid out the house pls

MEAT: hes a danger to us all

iwillkillyou: someone explain to me why the fuck i am here because i was just napping and having a nice dream about

iwillkillyou: well idk what it was about but it was nice and now ill never know what it was, thanks a lot

despacito: ur welcome hyung ilu

iwillkillyou: die

titanic: hey do you guys know that one meme with that song thats like

titanic: u would not believe ur eyes if ten million fireflies

pinkie: U WOULD NOT BELIEVE BILL NYE

pinkie: IF TENN MILLION SCIENCE GUYS

mr. kookie: U WOULD NOT BELIVE UR LUCK

mr. kookie: IF I GAVE A FLYIN FUCK

MEAT: what

titanic: jeez hyung y u so old its from tumblr or whatever, go look it up

MEAT: doing so now

MEAT: oh wait i do know this song i like it

MEAT: jinhyung listen to this song: [link]

SEAFOOD: is this the fucking song that tae and jimin wont stop singing

SEAFOOD: i though it was over at hobis despacito

despacito: DEEEESSSPAAAAACITTTTOOOOOOOOO

despacito: PACITO PACITO SUAVE SUAVECITO

despacito: TAQUITO TAQUITO

MEAT: hobi thats a food isnt it paquito

titantic: damn now i want taquitos

titanic: jinhyungg make some taquitos

SEAFOOD: im in hell pls save me (save me) i need to die before i fall (fall)

mr. kookie: why you ref your own song hyung you sellout

MEAT: why you still got a yt channel

pinkie: tru i didnt know u had one until you said so