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Toilet troubles - George

"You forgot the bag with nappies and everything in them" I sigh "are you having a laugh?"
"I thought you had the bag" George answers
"No" I snap "I asked you to get the bag"
"Shouting at me isn't going to help the fact we have no nappies" George daisies his voice "what are we going to do?" I sigh "the toilets are about half a mile away"
"We can't just leave her covered in poo" I answer "we're going to have to go to the toilet block"
"She's covered in poo" I sigh "how are you going to carry him?"
"What do you mean?" George asks
"Do you want to be covered in poo?" I question
"I don't" he answers picking him up with his arms outstretched

Honestly I know I asked George to get the bag, he just doesn't listen at times. He gets distracted too easily. I should've probably checked to see if he had the bag, I should've known better than to rely on George.
"How are we going to clean her without wipes?" George asks
"Have you heard of water and tissue?" I answer stopping outside the toilet block "you're going to have to come in with me"
"That's the ladies toilets" he answers
"So, we need to get her clean" I answer
"And you need me in there to help?" He replies
"You're the one holding her" I huff
"Here" he sighs pushing her towards me
"George it's just a toilet with a sign" I answer "what's the big issue?"
"Fine" he groans

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"She's wet now and not properly clean" George says
"I can see. I'm trying to dry her George" I answer
"Home" Jenny says
"We'll be home soon, once mummy gets you dry" George explains
"She needs bathed" I say to George
"Let me just find a bath in a toilet block in the middle of the forrest" George replies
"How's not the time for sarcasm" I sigh "can we just get in the car and go home"

The car journey isn't too long but I'm worried that if we leave Jenny for too long she'll get a rash.

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"I'll go run the bath" George says opening the door and leaving me to get Jenny

Once we're in the house I take off Jenny's clothes and start trying to clean her with the baby wipes. Not that it helps much.
"Is the bath almost ready?" I call up to George
"Yeah" he calls back "you can bring her up now"
"Did you test the temperature?" I ask
"Do I look stupid?" He replies
"Well" I start "you forgot the bag"

As soon as Jenny is in the bath we start cleaning her. Hot water and soap work wonders for a load of things. We get her out of the bath, dried and into a clean nappy and vest.
"See it's not too bad" George says
"No I guess you're right" I answer "it could've been worse. As much as I'm annoyed with you I still love you"
"I love you too" George asks

A/n: this probably has a lot of typos because I wrote it quickly in half an hour but I hope you liked it. I really need to update more but I've been working on my other story a lot more recently. Let me know what you think. Requests are open!
Thanks for reading.

Kayls x