The title is basically self-explanatory. These are just some of my thoughts and opinions on Zelda. I created some one-shots to put in here too. One-shot requests are open! Also, Breath of the Wild spoiler warning!
I think I'm in love with a Psycho....just kidding, I'm not, but Link is. Here's the Yandere Zelda one-shot that we've all been waiting for. (That's right! I've been waiting for it too).
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"Seriously Link, why do like her?"
Sidon, Yunobo and Teba all stared at Link with confused faces. Link shrugged. They were referring to Link's crazy girlfriend Zelda.
"I don't know, there's just something about her that...that I like."
Teba scowled, and Sidon just shook his head.
"If I were you, I would've just dumped her the moment she started acting like a possessive freak." Teba placed his wings on his hips.
Link stared at the sky. he sun was setting, so it was filled with beautiful colors.
"Why do I like her?" Link thought to himself. "She hits me alot, she threatens my friends, and she even invades my personal space."
"Link!" Link turned , and saw Zelda standing in the doorway of his room with her hands on her hips.
"Where were you? I've been looking all over for you. If you were hanging out with those friends of yours, I swear to Hylia, I will kill them."
"No, Zelda" Link sighed. "I was at the shop buying some arrows."
"Why do you need arrows? You're supposed to be buy my side at all times."
"Well," Link panicked, trying to think of a good excuse as to why he was buying arrows. "I...uh...was buying them in case we went out, and I had to protect you."
"Aww, thanks, but you know that you have to be punished for leaving me alone." Zelda walked over to the bed that Link was sitting on, and slapped him across the face.
"Link!"
Link shot up from the tree stump he was sitting on.
"You zoned out. What happened." Yunobo walked over and placed one of his giant hands on Link's shoulder.
"N-Nothing." Link said.
"Link, we're here for you." Sidon said.
"Even though you made the stupidest decision in your entire life when you decided to go out with Princess Zelda." Teba glared at Link.
"And," Yunobo started. "Even though Zelda would murder us if she found out that we were hanging out with you."
Link sighed. "Look guys, I'm sorry if I'm causing problems for you by being with Zelda. It's just that I...I really do love her."
Teba shook his head. "I really don't understand your judgment Link."
"Linkle!" All four men both jumped and turned towards the voice.
"Oh crap." Link thought. It was Zelda, with a knife.
"Zelda, It's not what it looks like, I just....uh....."
"You're supposed to be with me at ALL times." Zelda grinned and looked at the knife that she wield. "Oh, and you're with some friends."
"Princess Zelda." Sidon stood up. "We're very sorry, we'll just be taking our leave right about now."
Teba, Sidon, and Yunobo started to walk away.
"Not so fast!" Zelda grabbed each of their sashes. "I'm afraid you three will have to be punished as well as Link." She waved the knife around.
"ZELDA NO!" Link screamed.
He pulled the Master sword from behind his back, and charged towards her.
"L-Link, what are you doing?" Zelda let go of the sashes and backed away.
"I'm tired of being controlled by you." Link continued to walk towards her. "I think it's time you get out of my life."
"I thought you loved me?" Zelda said, tears were flowing down her face. She looked so sad...
Link dropped the Master Sword, hugged Zelda.
"I do love you."
"Dammit!" Link thought. This happened every time he tried to stand up against her. He always backed down when he saw how sad she looked.
Zelda on the other hand, grinned mischievously in the hug, and waved the knife around Link's neck.
No! Zelda, Link is my baby, and you will not get away with hurting him.
Me: Eren! Levi!
*they turn towards me*
Me: There's a titan on the loose.
*they get their gear on, and rush towards me*
Eren: Where is it?
Me: Over there, next to the hot blonde boy.
Levi: That looks like a harmless girl
Me: She has a freaking knife
*both guys turn into full on rage mode and kill Zelda*
