The title is basically self-explanatory. These are just some of my thoughts and opinions on Zelda. I created some one-shots to put in here too. One-shot requests are open! Also, Breath of the Wild spoiler warning!
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Sidlink. The Zora-Hylian relationship that sooooooooooooooooooo many people ship. Sidlink's okay, I mean, I don't have anything against it, but Zelink will forever be the ship that I ship. I kind of felt like writing a one-shot for it (even though I don't ship it), so here it is:
"Uggh!" Link thought as he struggled to get off the ground. It was 3 in the morning, and he had fallen off of the water bed for the 4th time that night. Prince Sidon had insisted that Link try the beds at the Inn, and even though Link disagreed, he didn't say anything. He had thought about asking the manager for a different bed, but he was too lazy to walk all the way to the front desk. "Besides," Link said aloud. "I'll be out of here by tomorrow" At least he thought he would be.
When Link woke up the next morning, he was startled to find Prince Sidon sleeping there next to him. "AAAAHHHH!" Link screamed (Link claims it to be a manly scream, but I have my doubts). Prince Sidon shot off the bed. "What? What is it?" He glanced around the room with a worried expression, but then focused his eyes on Link. Link pointed at him. "Me?" Prince Sidon carried a confused look. "What about me?" Link pointed at the bed. "Pardon?" Prince Sidon asked. Link groaned. He hated that people never knew what he was trying to get at. He pointed at Prince Sidon, then the bed, then he shrugged. "Oh!" Prince Sidon's face lit up. "You are wondering why I was in your bed?" Link nodded. "Oh, um.." Prince Sidon began to fidget with the sash on his chest. "I was supposed to wake you up, but you looked so peaceful while you were sleeping, so I began to watch you sleep. The quiet snores that you made caused me to get sleepy, so I thought that you wouldn't mind if I slept next to you. I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable, Zora sleep next to each other all the time, so I thought Hylians might do it too." Link nodded understandingly. "Anyway," Prince Sidon said "We're having some trouble with Vah Ruta, so my father asked if you could look at it again." Link pointed at himself, then at his clothes. "Oh!" Prince Sidon blushed and looked at Link. Link was only wearing his boxers. "I'll leave you alone, so you can change." As soon as Sidon left, Link quickly changed into his clothes, and headed into the main area of the Domain. When he approached Mipha's statue, he sighed. "I wish I could remember you better." He whispered. "L-Link?" When Prince Sidon tapped his shoulder, Link whipped around, startled to see the Zora prince. Prince Sidon blushed and started to fidget with his sash. "You...You have an amazing voice Link! Why won't you speak to others?" Link blushed. He pointed at himself, then shook his head. Prince Sidon looked confused. "I'm sorry, but I do not know what you are trying to get at." Link sighed and started heading to the East Reservoir Lake, where Vah Ruta had traveled back to after Ganon was defeated. "Link, be careful." Prince Sidon said as they were traveling up the long staircase. "Vah Ruta will shoot beams at anyone who goes near it." Link tried to act as though what Prince Sidon had just said didn't phase him, but in reality, he was scared as heck. He had a horrible experience with Vah Ruta last time he went, so coming back was something he had never thought he would have to do again. When they approached Vah Ruta, Link froze. The massive elephant was surrounded in red and black swirls. Prince Sidon placed a reassuring hand on Link's lower back. "You can do it Link." Link walked to the edge of the dock, and grabbed his bow. Vah Ruta turned towards Link, and started charging up a beam. Link put his bow away, and grabbed a shield. He readied his shield. When Vah Ruta's blast when straight towards Link, he sure thought he would be able to parry it. He was wrong, like usual.
Link woke up in a strange room with only his boxers on. He was laying on a bunch of seaweed in the middle of a small lake. He tried to get up, but a huge weight on his arm was pulling him back down. "Rest now Link, fight later." Link turned his head and saw Prince Sidon on the left side of him. Link wanted to argue against Sidon, saying that he needed to fight Vah Ruta till the end, but he said nothing. "You are in the infirmary." Prince Sidon said, not taking his eyes off of Link. Link blushed. "Wait." He thought. "Since when did I start blushing around Prince Sidon? I mean, I know I have feelings for him, but I could always contain them. That-" Prince Sidon interrupted Link's thoughts by saying, "I brought you here as soon as Vah Ruta's blast hit you. You took quite a hit." Link groaned. He hated it when people saw him get hurt. It made him look weak. Prince Sidon grabbed a bottle of something, poured it on his hands, an started rubbing it on Link's chest. Link started blushing furiously, his face turning the same color as Prince Sidon's scales. If it was anyone else, Link would've stopped them from putting their hands all over his chest, but when Prince Sidon did it... "This is a healing elixir that I am rubbing on you." Prince Sidon said. Link moaned, as Prince Sidon rubbed the elixir on his lower stomach. "Oh Farore" (OneofHyrule'sgoddesses). Link thought "Why did I do that?" Prince Sidon smirked at Link, and stopped rubbing the elixir. (much to Link's dismay). "You are completely healed, but I recommend relaxing a bit before fighting Vah Ruta again." Prince Sidon said. Link got out of the warm water, and stepped onto the cold, wet tile. "Your clothes are in your room at the inn." Link blushed as Prince Sidon smiled at him. Link stared at Prince Sidon for a long time, admiring his crimson scales, his sharp teeth, and his huge tail. "Link?" Prince Sidon said, startling Link. "Are you okay? It looked like you were lost in thought." Link's face turned a shade that was redder than Prince Sidon's scales. Prince Sidon had caught Link checking him out. "........." Link tried to say sorry, but nothing came out of his mouth. "Link, it's okay." Prince Sidon gazed into Link's eyes intensely. "Talk to me, and when you do, just call me Sidon." "Link," Link thought to himself. "You can do it! Just say something!" Link looked at his feet, and opened his mouth. "Your scales are a pretty color" He put a hand over his mouth, and blushed harder than he had before. "What did I just say?" Link thought "I didn't mean to say that." Sidon smiled at Link. "Thank you" He said. Link tried to correct what he just said, but all that came out was. "Your eyes are beautiful too." Link looked extremely embarrassed. "You're really handsome, and I love the way your tail wags!" Sidon looked amused, as Link wondered what was wrong with him. He couldn't even get a word out of his mouth before, but now he can't even shut up. Link had already confirmed that he had feelings for Sidon, but that didn't mean that he wanted to blurt them all out right now! "I love how positive you are, and how-" Link couldn't say anything else, he couldn't even get a word out of his mouth, and that was because Sidon's lips were smashed against his. They were so soft, so thin, and so smooth. Sidon was leaning over, with his hands on his waist, so Link cupped his hands on Sidon's cheeks. When Link opened his mouth, he felt Sidon slip his long tongue inside, to deepen the kiss. He felt Sidon's tongue explore every inch of his mouth. Sidon suddenly grabbed Link's legs, lifted him up, and pushed him against a wall. It was then when Link wished for this moment to never end.
That's all! I know, it was a terrible ending. Anyway, this took me FOREVER to write, so I hope you liked it. I will definitely write a Zelink one-shot for all you Zelink fans (including myself). See ya next chapter!