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Guess what I finally decided to update? (Hint: It's not this book). This is a Modern Sidlink AU, requested by totalZeldafollower. It's adorable, and funny at the same time! By the way, I had someone ask where to request one-shots at, so I'll explain. I really don't care how you do it, whether it be in the comments, on my conversations, or by direct message. Also, I have an Instagram; my username is jasminthenerd.

"NO WAY IN HYRULE AM I DOING THAT SIDON!" Link screamed, blushing like crazy

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"NO WAY IN HYRULE AM I DOING THAT SIDON!" Link screamed, blushing like crazy.

"Come on Link," Sidon pleaded. "Just this once."

"No!" Link crossed his arms, and looked away.

"But you'll look so cute!" Sidon squealed.

"Sidon, you do know that the seat in the shopping cart, is for little kids!" Link said.

"But, you're pretty short for a Hylian, so no one will notice." Sidon shrugged.

"I'm not short!" Link huffed. "I'm concentrated awesomeness!"

Sidon laughed. "Okay then Mr. Concentrated Awesomeness, if you're not going to get in the cart, I'll put you in there myself."

"NOOO!" Link whined, as Sidon lifted him off the ground, and set him in the shopping cart. "Sidon, get me out right now!"

Sidon smirked. "Nope, not until I finish buying everything I need."

Link groaned, and frowned, as Sidon pushed the cart through the different aisles. They stopped at the fish section.

"Link," Sidon said.

"Yes DADDY?" Link said sarcastically.

Sidon grinned. "What type of fish would you like for dinner?"

"I don't know, I'll let you decide, since you're my DAD." Link said.

Sidon picked up some catfish, and set it in the cart. "I guess it's catfish then."

Link made a disgusted face. "EWW! Not catfish!"

Sidon frowned. "You did say that you wanted me to decide, did you not?"

"But you should know that I HATE catfish!" Link whined. "Let's get salmon!"

"But the salmon is more expensive!" Sidon groaned.

"You made me sit in this cart, so now I get to choose what's for dinner!" Link smirked.

"Alright then, whatever you say, MY PICKY CHILD." Sidon pushed the cart into the fruits and vegetables section.

"So, what vegetable are we having?" Sidon asked.

"None." Link said simply.

"What do you mean, none?" Sidon said, sternly. "We're having a vegetable whether you like it or not!"

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