"crimson headache, aching blush!" maia practically screamed in my ear.
"don't you see what you're finding? this is heaven in hiding!" i yelled back a bit later.
maia and i tend to just drive anywhere at any time for no reason. but i mean, who doesn't? driving is really fun when you are with your best friend.
"said he tried to phone me, but i never have time," maia started.
"he said that i never listen, but i don't even try," i finished. let's just say, maia and are quite the fans of halsey's new album.
"hey, tell me about that ryan guy. what's he like?" maia asked as she turned down 'alone.'
"ah, yes. ryan is, well gotdang," i yelled, cracking up in the process.
"come on!"
"fine. ryan is gorgeous. he also isn't, to put it politely, isn't a dick. the original cutie, his name was cameron, sucked. he got really defensive over actually nothing, and ryan was there to put him in his place," i said. "kinda hot."
maia just stared at me with this evil smirk on her face. "hot? calm down, thirsty gal!"
"thirsty? please. if anyone here is thirsty, it's you. remember the hotel last year?" i suggested.
maia smiled, remembering exactly what i was talking about.
so what happened at the hotel goes a little something like this: maia and i were staying at a hotel as we were out of town for a concert. while we were swimming, a group of rather attractive boys came in. maia flirted with each and every one until she got their numbers. so yeah.
maia is pretty thirsty.
"ugh, don't remind me. that whole trip was wild. anyway. go get you a man."
"maia, this entire conversation is making me want to actually throw myself in front of a car," i said bluntly.
"ditto babe," maia winked, turning up the radio. "oh my god! baby gonna love me now, now, now, now, now, now, now or never, hey!"
of course.
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we have been driving for about an hour now. how i plan on paying gas is beyond me. i'll worry about that later.
"cause i'm your lady! and you are my man!" we sang in unison.
"hey can we go to mcdonalds? i have some money we can use," maia suggested.
"yeah sure. we need to hurry though. my parents are strict when it comes to curfew, especially on the weekends."
"why the weekends in particular?" maia quizzed.
"they don't want us, to use their exact words, getting too wild at this age. because i totally get wild."
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as i pulled into a parking lot, and maia gathered her money, i saw an all too familiar face.
cameron.
we made eye contact, and immediately he scowled.
"hey audra look! it's tiny dick!" maia blurted suddenly.
"what the he-"
"maia!" i laughed. cameron stared walking toward us. however, because we could actually not care less about him, maia and i kept walking into the restaurant.
"ryan doesn't actually like you. he just felt bad because you're so ugly!" cameron shouted suddenly.
i turned around to face him. "wow,
it's a good thing i asked. and either way, it wouldn't bother me if he thought i was ugly. my entire worth and self-love doesn't depend on my looks, baby boy," i replied.
"what a sad dick," maia whispered to me as we sat down at a table, trying to decide what to eat.
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A/N: i love ryan ross so here have ryan as the love interest. also pardon my french i rly love dick jokes
