Tell them to fuck off(adopted by B.U and D.W)

Seven

"With a sense of poise and rationality"

See the room orders go like this.
Dallon, Brendon, josh, me, and Tyler. Then across the hall is fob and Kenny and Spencer.

So who smokes the most. Yep I'm gonna find it at Brendon's.

I walk in and I get a vintage vibe. Vinyls line the walls as well as a nice piano and many guitars. A couple of basses too. His room is shades of gray. (Autocorrected to gay)

The smell of dull cologne and faint weed fills the air. Honestly smells nice. The rooms a little messy with some clothes on the floor and so many picks on the ground but it's ok.

A little shoe box peeking out from under his bed in the corner caught my eye. Gotcha. And of course it had everything.  Small bongs. Rolling paper, many lighter, A grinder , many types of weed, and even some dabs and edibles. Nice.

Of course I'm definitely not getting baked. I never do. It's just a calming technique. I don't over do it to where I'm noticeably high. Just more laid back.

I only took the lighter, rolling paper, and a baggy that says indica. Perfect.

I stayed in Brendon's room since it already smells like weed. If I took it to mine it would definitely be noticeable. I quickly but effectively roll a quick joint. Why weed is illegal I don't know. It's good that it isn't here.

I put the joint between my lips and put the lighter to the end. Haven't done this in forever.
The joint quickly lit up and I breathed in the sweet smoke. I blew out in relief.

I quickly put back the supplies and put it exactly how it was.

I suddenly heard a car pull up to the driveway. Through the window I scurried to look at the windshield and saw the guys. Fuck they're home early.

I quickly put out the end and decided to save the rest for later. I grabbed the air freshener from Brendon's bathroom and sprayed EVERYTHING.

I Then went to my room frantically searching for my toothbrush. Gotta get rid of the smell. After not being able to find it and the guys approaching the door I went back to Brendon's room grabbed a mouthful mk of his mouthwash and plopped a Cough drop in my mouth. Fuck hopefully my clothes don't smell that much of it.

I heard the door open and I scurried back to my room and pretended to be on my MacBook. The half smoked joint in my sock drawer.

"Hey kiddo." I heard behind me approaching my desk. Someone ruffled my hair. Ugh.

"Hi Dad" I said.

"Can I have a hugggh?" Dallon said.

I got up and hugged his tall figure. His chin resting on my head.

"Aye the g- why do you smell like that?" Fuck.

"I went into Brendon's room to look at his guitars. He has some nice ones in there." I said.

He held out my body in front of his and searched my face for lies. I guess none were found cause he just pulled me into another hug.

"Oh ok well maybe he can teach you?" He suggested.

"No it's fine. I know how to play remember"

"Oh yea. Almost forgot my daughters talented" he grinned. Fuckty fuck.

"Hey watch your mouth!" He said. Oops said it out loud.

"Oh sorry. I kinda picked that up at the orphanage" at least he didn't question why I cussed in the first place.

"Let's go downstairs Petes dying to hug you. I don't know why" he said.

I chuckled and braced myself for the huge hug I knew I was about to get.

"ASHHYYYY. GIVE ME A HUGGGGYYY"Pete drug we down the stairs.

He held me in a death grip.
"DALLON HES SQUEEZING THE QUEER OUTTA ME"
And yes I understood what I said. Queer.

Pete suddenly let me go. Not in a rude matter. Just confused.

" squeezing the wha?" Brendon questioned. By then all the guys were giving me confused faces.

"Im bisexual guys" I said with ease. That's easier to come out to. Compared to my other....thing.

"AWW DALLY WE ADOPTED A LIL QUEER BABY!!" Brendon squeeled and gave me one of this lifted up hugs. Uhhhh I'm getting hugged a bunch today.

"Yes very queer now did you guys bring me something to eattt?" I'm big ok.

"Yea- honey why do you smell like weed?" Brendon said. Shit. He's like the expert.

"I was in your room. You have really nice guitars by the way." I have my most convincing sounding voice and smile.

He looked at me a bit weirdly.

"Oh.. mk. Well we brought some Taco Bell cause Tyler was craving again" Brendon said talking about Tyler like he was some pregnant women.

" NACHO BELL GRANDE FUCK YEA!!"

A chorus of "HEY!" Was heard because of my French.

Oops.