Tell them to fuck off(adopted by B.U and D.W)

Fifteen

  By the way I'm changing the age from 13 to 15 since it seems a lil more logical. Also changing Ashton's friends name to gabe cause it's less confusing.

"Yeaaaa foods ready in the kitchen." I said and we all headed back to the rowdy kitchen. You know I thought living with my idols would get pretty normal by now but uh well nah.

"FUCKINGPANCAKES" Michael yelled.

they all scrambled to get plates and sat on the floor.

"Your turning 16 tomorrow kid. Remember your number stays with you not with guys" pete said handing the 5sos boys huge stacks of pancakes.

I groaned at pete and flipped him off.
" Ashley don't do that. You're gonna make him cry" Patrick said. I chuckled at him knowing it was possible.

"Love your haircut dude" Luke said while stuffing his face.

"Really? 'Dude'? She's a girl show some respect" calum said hitting his chest.

"Nah it's fine. I say dude all the time don't worry about it and thanks" I replied.

As everyone ate I kept thinking about how I shouldn't be well a girl.

"I uh I think I'll go upstairs. " as I headed out of the kitchen and into my room I opened my sock drawer. I've got time.

I lit a candle and had febreeze by my side. I took out the unfinished joint and relit the end. I took in a Breath of air. I sighed of relief.

So far being here has been amazing. They treat me like another dude and are protective of me. Which will undoubtedly get slightly annoying after a while but that's what parents do. They're annoying yet you're glad to have them in your life. Well these parents are.

I suddenly heard a knock. Which scared the living shit out of me. I quickly threw the rest of the joint out since it was basically finished and sprayed everything quickly.

Suddenly another knock scared me but my window opened. I turned around and saw Gabe climb in laughing at my reaction.

"I don't remember giving you any weed? Where'd you get it from?" He said walking towards me.

"You do realize one of my dads and probably most of my uncles smoke it." I said Laughing while giving him a huge hug.

"God I miss you" he said whispering in my ear. 

"Gabe you saw me like two days ago" I said back while still hugging him since he didn't seem to want to let go.

"I know I left quickly though. I haven't seen you and sincerely sat down with you ever since all this happened. Not that it's a bad thing. Im Happy for you" he said letting go and smiling.

There was suddenly a loud knock on the door. Me and gabe jumped. All of the sudden he was on top of me and we were on the ground.

"Oh shit sorry" he said scrambling to get up. But the door swung open before he could and an angry Brendon walked in.

"Hey! What the fuck are you doing to her?" He yelled while grabbing his collar and pulling gabe swiftly off of me.

" n-no it was a-n accident" gabe was quick to explain.

"Brendon let him go." I said as I rolled my eyes. Of course he didn't listen.

Of course EVERYBODY else decided to join and walked in. They realized what was going on.

"What the fuck dude I will mess you up" I heard pete yell.

"DAD!" I yell finally out of frustration.

Brendon dropped him and turned to look at me.

"Y-you just called me dad" he smiled.

"Yes I Did And Thank you for letting go of gabe. And he fell and landed on me. Nothing happened"
I said helping him up.

"God damn it I was ready to beat someone ass" I heard Michael say in the background.

"Ok get your asses downstairs I'll be there in a sec" I said chuckling.

"Ok....don't stay up there too long...aNd hEy wAtCh yOuR mOuTh!" Dallon exclaimed while heading back downstairs with the rest of the guys.

"Brendon urie actually fucking touched me. Well more like wanted to kill me but I'll take it" he said. I chuckled and ruffled his hair.

"Ok let's get downstairs before the ACTUALLY beat your ass.