Tell them to fuck off(adopted by B.U and D.W)

Seventeen

"Call off the search for your soul or put it on hold again"

(Yes finally a chapter. ALSO 2K READS HOLY SHIT THANK YOU)

"Hey ash where is your cereal at I'm hungry" Gabe said while shoving a granola bar in his mouth. we were in the kitchen looking for breakfast and all the guys were still in their rooms and couches doing whatever.

"Ugh Gabe you're getting crumbs everywhere" I said groaning pointing to the cabinet where we keep cereal.

"Ew who eats trix anymore." Gabe said with a scrunched up face.

"Please realize we are in the same house as 30 years old men who are as mature as 6 year olds? Are you really that surprised?" I said sarcastically raising an eyebrow.

He laughed and shrugged getting himself a bowl cause he seems to want to eat it anyways.

"OH MY GOD MICHAEL LET GO OF MY HAIR" we heard coming from in the living room.

"YOU PUT FUCKING WHIP CREAM IN MY HAIR LUKE!"

"WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T LOOK LIKE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE WITH YOUR RED HAIR I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. PLUS YOU RIPPED MY PENGUIN"

"HES A STUFFED ANIMAL GET OVER YOURSELF"

Now of course I would expect nothing less from the 5sos boys. Especially knowing that they're younger still acting as teens.

Gabe Gave me a look as if saying "should we do something" I just rolled my eyes and shook my head and shoved for cereal in my mouth. Strawberry shortcake and noodle legs will eventually get over it.

"HEY GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE LIKE QUIET DOWN IM WATCHING DANCE MOMS" we heard Patrick yell from the guest room and me and Gabe began to laugh. Very loudly.

At the same time brendon and Pete seemed to be arguing on who can play bass better. And by this point the whole house was loud and a mess and there was nothing we could do about it.

"Hey Gabe watch this" I said loudly over the ruckus. I laid down of the floor clutching my leg. I began to yell "OW" very loudly.

And like a stampede of cartoon animals you would see on tv. Every. Single. One. Of those boys came running into the kitchen.

"ASH! what's wrong?"
"What hurts!"
"What happened?"
"Gabe I swear to god what did you do"

Questions began to be thrown around everywhere while brendon was holding me up.

"Oh nothing. I just wanted you guys to quiet down cause it's to early for this" I said giving a cheesy smile while getting up and continued eating my breakfast.

All the boys stared at me for about 5 seconds giving me a confused look and of course went back to being loud.

By the time I got back to eating Gabe was already rolling on the floor while clutching his stomach laughing.

"Gabe get up and eat your cereal" I said trying to act serious but began laughing with him. His smile is very contagious.

The only normal ones in he house walked into the kitchen. Josh and Tyler.

"Hey kiddo" Tyler said gliding up my hair.

"Hey other kiddo" josh said fluffing up Gabe's hair.

Gabe turned around at me with wide eyes and whispered something along the lines of "twenty one pilots just touched my head." I heard a fuck somewhere in that sentence too.

I just shook my head and laughed at his silliness. My best friend..

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YAY AN UPDATE. sorry I haven't updated in so long. I have finals coming up and lots of marching band stuffs I gotta do. But I'll be updating more soon so thank you and please keep reading

- D.