Tell them to fuck off(adopted by B.U and D.W)

Sixteen

As we both went downstairs we heard the chaos from my room.

When we got downstairs we see 14 grown men attempting to get comfortable on two couches. Yeaaaaa.

"You guys will never manage to fit on two couches." I said startling them. Half of them fell to the floor scrambling to get untangled from each other.

" are we gonna ignore what we just saw orrr?" Pete said scratching his head.

"He came to visit. You knocked. We jump. He trip. Fell on me. You opened da door. Tadaaa" I said sarcastically unenthusiastic.

"Eh makes sense" pete shrugged.

" so um movie?" I asked.

"We Have lion king, jumanji, mean gi-" Dallon started but Luke interrupted him.

"Mean girls" he said.

" ugh we've watched it already though. So many times" calum whined.

Luke just shrugged and rolled his eyes. As they put in the movie me and gabe decided to sit on the floor since I'm pretty sure anymore weight on any of the couches would break them.

Of course by the time we were halfway through the movie popcorn was everywhere and half of them were asleep while the other half were arguing on if Gerard way was an actual emo unicorn.

I woke gabe up quickly and motioned him to follow me. Telling him to be quiet.

We all tip toed up the stairs still hearing the bickering from downstairs and made it to my room.

"You staying over?" I asked him as I turned on the lights.

"Might as well. Got clothes I can borrow?" He asked as he yawned and looked through my dresser. Which I was now used to since he borrows my clothes all the time.

Knowing he would help himself I fixed my bed which could fit both of us. He jumped into my bed not caring how much noise he makes.

"Keep It down. They'll kill me if they see us." I said while turning off the lights and climbing in. It wasn't awkward as most people would think. We've done it before in the orphanage and nothing happens. We just talk and sleep.

" how much trouble do you think i will get for this?" Gabe chuckled.

"A shit ton for sure. But I'll make sure they don't beat your ass for it.  Besides if you leave earlier than 2 in the afternoon nobody will even notice" I laugh as a turn around facing the opposite direction.
 
A few moments go by and gabe puts his arms around my waist.

"Gabe?" I asked Still facing the other way.

"Mhm?" He said in a sleepy tone.

" this is why I'm gay" I said jokingly. He gave me a light shove while smirking. He kissed my forehead and with that I fell asleep feeling warm in his embrace. (Sap)

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"GET UP LADIES!" I hear as a jolt awake to the sudden sound.

I feel gabe jump as well.

"Ash. Please explain what the fuck is going on or I'll will actually shove your friends teeth so far down his throats he will have to stick a toothbrush up his ass to brush them."  I hear as I see Brendon and Dallon standing in front of the bed.

"Ughh. Brendon we always have sleepovers. I wouldn't be able to fuck him even if I wanted to. He's too much of an idiot" I say sleepily sarcastically pushing gabe, accidentally making him fall off the bed and hit the ground with a thump.

" oh my god Ash your cursing. And fine I'll let it go. Seriously though tell us when he's staying the night. We almost beat his ass" Dallon said rubbing his face still trying to wake up. That's when I noticed their matching flamingo boxers. God my dads are such losers.