Tell them to fuck off(adopted by B.U and D.W)

Eight

"You are surrounding all of my surroundings"

After sharing my nachos with Tyler cause I mean. He's Tyler. We all went to the huge living room that I'm still not use to.

"Ashleyyy. I'm proud of you. For like coming out to us. I'm glad you trust us" Josh said laying his head on my lap as I sit on the couch?

"Thank you uncle josh?" I'm still confused on who everyone is to me.

"You don't have to call me uncle. It's probably weird for you and It makes me feel older than I already am" he said smirking up at me.

"Mk joshie." I said fluffing his hair a little. It soft.

He got up from my lap and sat by Patrick watching whatever game Joe put on the tv. Everyone was watching except for Dallon and Brendon who were sitting next to each other smiling and talking. Hmm. BRALLON CONFIRMED.

I got up and jumped onto their laps laying there with my top half on Brendon and my feet at Dallon.

"Hey daddios. You guys are my dads right?" I asked them.

"Well technically Dallon signed under his name. Meaning you're Ashley weekes. But your also a urie since I wanna kid." Brendon explained.

"Is there like a thing going on between you too?" I asked. Their faces flushed bright red. Caught.

" uh well sorta. I'm your dad. So is he. And we're dating?" Dallon said. HA.

"Do the guys know?" They both nodded.

"HAHAHA BRALLON CONFIRMED. GET THAT MILK FIC OUTTA HER- Oh fuck..." I didn't mean to bring that up.

EVERYONEEE turned to me. It took them a second to register and they all barked out laughing like Animals. Even Dallon and Brendon.

" YOUR OWN KID SHIPS IT" Kenny said rolling on the floor.

After calming down and me questioning the reality of the Milk fic, I finally got off of my comfortable dads.

"Ok kiddo we need to go to the mall." Spencer said getting up from the couch. Everyone else agreed and got up too.

"Do we have to go to those Clair's or H and M or shit like that" joe asked. Ew. I hate those stores.

"Definitely not. Hot topic , journeys, and the vans store." I said fist bumping him.

"Guys she's like another dude in the house" Pete said smirking.
Well it's about time.

"Yea now let's go cause the mall closes in three hours." Dallon said. Ha. DADDY DALLON.

We went through the front door and gate and got into a large van. Almost like a church van but all black with weird designs on them.

Since we were in LA the mall was down the street. Once there we all got out.

"Dally. Piggyback ride please. I wanna know what the weather is up there"

He chuckled and bent down just enough for me to climb on and he lifted me and him up. Damn he's tall.

We all walked until we got to the doors.

They all got out snap backs and sunglasses like it was a routine and put them on.

Joe then pulled out a Batman SnapBack and a pare of his sunglasses. Perfect. And he put them on my face.

I got down from Dallon's back and we walked into the mall LIKE A BOSS.

a group of 10 grown ass men and Well me walking through did give us some attention. But not enough
For anyone to recognize us. I spotted the hot topic store.

"EMO BABES LETS GOOO" i shouted. Brendon chuckled cause it's trieI ran towards the store.

Of course I heard a "no running" from Tyler. But I was already there.

"UGH emo heaven. Guys let's goooo" we all made it inside. One thing I like about hot topic is that some stuff is unisex.

I went to the t shirt section. I spotted a really cool my chemical romance shirt.

Of course it was a women's shirt. They're not as comfortable as a men's shirt. I felt a hand on shoulder and turned around to see  Brendon.

"I like the shirt. You want it?" He asked.

"Uh yea. But it um doesn't have my size." I lied. Of course it had medium. But I saw men shirts with the same mcr shirt there.

"Aren't you a medí-" i cut him off.

"Oh look there's more over there. I can just grab one from there." I said quickly jogging over to the men's section. Getting a medium shirt and quite a few others including Halsey, top, panic, fob and a Melanie one.

"Hey Ash why you picking out of the men's section. There is a girls one over there?" Andy said confused.

"Yea um theses are a bit bigger and comfy." Which was true. But it also just makes me feel a little happier.

He just simply nodded. I grabbed a few accessories like bracelets and stuff. I came across Nose piercings. I can buy those...separate. I've always wanted a nose piercing. I put it in my pocket so I can grab it now when they aren't looking.

I quickly paid for that item and put it in my hoodie.

I met Back up with the guys who were just looking around the store. Of course They all bought their own merch. Especially josh.

Dallon asked for my stuff and paid for our stuff together. Then the cashier started freaking out noticing who they were. She was a teen in an emo store so of course she noticed.

It seemed like a normal fan. They agreed to take a picture with her. She asked me to take a picture of her with them all. I agreed.

They all smiled and I snapped the picture. The girl then unexpectedly snatched the phone out of my hand. Ok then.

"So who are? And why are you with the guys." Shit. I'm not public.

"I'm Pete's niece. My parents are out today so he's gotta take care of me for a day" i lied loud enough for the guys to hear. They caught on rather quick and Pete gave his uncle impression.

"Yea. Well kiddo it's time to go. Nice meeting you." He said to the girl. She gave me a glare. Ok. Welp.

"Bye guys. And can I get your number Brendon" she said seductively. Well she tried. With a wink. she's like 15. And well we all know Brendon's not single.

"Um yea, how about no? I don't give my number out. Sorry." He said. At least he tried to act nice but I could tell he was annoyed.

"Oh well here's mine if you change your mind" she said handing him a piece of paper.

We all left the store and Brendon immediately ripped up the paper and threw it away in the nearest trash can. He gave Dallon a high five. Cute.

I went to the vans store and bought two pairs of shoes and some jeans. We were basically down shopping and it was about 7 pm.

"Ok Ash time to get back home. What do you want for dinner?" Patrick said.

"Can we pick up Chinese Please?" They all agreed and we picked up some Panda Express on the way home.

Once we got to the house I hopped out of the van and Pete put in a code and the gates opened. Once everyone was in the house I took the food and ran to the kitchen.

We all sat down and immediately started eating.