Tell them to fuck off(adopted by B.U and D.W)

Twelve

"Ashtonnnn you wake up so late." I heard someone groan from beside me.

I opened my eyes and saw Pete looking at me with bored eyes.

"Pete. My favoriteeee uncle. Can you please make me breakfast"

"Sure can do kid but you gotta get up and ready before 12 cause we're going to the mall to run some errands"he said getting up and heading out of my door to make my food.

I got out of bed with little motivation. The guys must of carried me to bed last night after I fell asleep.

I looked in the mirror and saw my fluff of long hair. What do I do with it today.

I could cut it. But knowing me I'd probably fuck up my hair. Maybe I can ask Tyler to take me while we're at the mall.

I put on some kaki joggers on with a simple white sweater over it. I put a gray beanie on and some old school black and white vans.

"ASHTON FOODS READY!" I hear pete yell from downstairs.

I jog downstairs towards the kitchen to walk into the guys all eating like pigs. Eh i should expect that.

"Aye don't eat all the bacon Brendon"
"Don't tell me what to do giraffe"
"Pete give me a damn fork or I'll stab ya with it"
"Oh is lil pat mad?"
"HEY NOW YOUR AN ALL STAR"
"JOE SHUT THE HELL UP"

Ugh fucking children.
"Ughhhh it's too early for this guys" I said from the doorway. All the stuffed faces looked at me.

I took a seat between Tyler and josh. Since they were the only ones acting.... normal.

As I grabbed a plate and put some food on it I asked Tyler.
"Hey ty do you think later you can drop me off at that one salon in the mall. I need to get my hair done real quick and then I'll meet up with you guys?"

"Yea no problem. Just be careful" he said giving me a small grin.

After the hectic breakfast we all piled into the large van. I sat in the passenger seat while Andy drove and all the other children sat in the back bickering about the most random things.

After about 10 minutes we arrived at the mall.

"Hey guys I'm gonna go drop ash at the salon real quick be back soon" Tyler said to the other guys. They all nodded and heading into the mall and into FYE.

Me and Tyler walked towards another entrance closer to the salon with his shades on as always.

Once we got there he asked
"Got money?"
"Yea its in my pocket. And I can walk back myself you don't gotta wait" i replied.

"You sure? I can wait if you want"

"No it's fine. Just make sure you guys stay in FYE so I don't like get lost"

"Yep I'll make sure not to leave. See you soon Ashton" he said waving and walking towards where the guys are farther in the mall.

I took a deep breathe and went in.

"How may I help you m'am?" An overly enthusiastic lady said as I walked in.

"I uh need a haircut please."

"Right over here please" she said As i sat in the nearest seat.

"Can I get (too lazy to describe it so picture up top)"

Without hesitation the lady went straight to work on this new haircut. Finally it'll be gone. In the orphanage we had to have. A certain haircut for each gender.

As the lady was finishing up I got a text from Tyler asking if I was almost done.

I replied with an on my way.

I quickly thanked and and payed at the register. This is exactly what I wanted.

I headed out and put my beanie back in my head. I can totally pass as a dude right now if I didn't have boobs.

I walked towards FYE and was ready to surprise the guys.

I saw Pete looking at some deadpool action figure and tapped on his shoulder. He turned around.

"Hey little dude- HOLD THE FUCK UP ASHTON" he said out of no where.

I gave him a twirl and smiled.

"Woah dude that looks great out you. I would've though you were a dude at first" he said chuckling.

"Hey Pete is he a fa... Ashton where'd your hair go" Brendon said walking up to us.

"Eh I was getting tired of it sooo I cut it off. Does it look good?" Reactions so far so good.

"It looks amazing." He said chuckling. Long story short everyone loved my hair and Tyler and josh might've given me a wink knowing what I did.

On the way home they didn't stop Touching my hair saying it was "floofy".