Try To Get Out Alive (A Jeff The Killer Fanfic) COMPLETED

~Chapter 11: Seahorse

Chapter 11

(Yes, this is one hell of a deep river, by the way.. XD)

Amber P.O.V

I felt myself floating. I hope I was floating on a cloud...

In heaven. 

But sadly, I was wrong. I jerked violently and water rushed into my mouth and filled my lungs. I flailed my arms around wildly, hoping I could escape from whatever was trapping me at the moment. 

Darkness surrounded me as I struggled hopelessly under the surface of the black, dirty water. Just  let this be over! Let me go! I tossed my head around, searching for a way out. Light shone briefly above me. 

I kicked towards the surface, hoping I wouldn't die before I got there.

My head broke the surface, and I reached out to grasp the side of the river bed. With all of the strength that I had left, I hauled my self out of the river and heaved up river water. 

Coughing and sputtering, I crawled around and eventually layed down beside the river. I was too tired to do anything right now, I had a major headache, and my ears still rung from the faceless man. 

I lay there, panting and wondering. 

Where was I? How did I get in a river? Where is Jeff? How do I get home? 

I closed my eyes, and listened to my surroundings. After a while a heard a familiar tune. 

All around the  mulberry bush 

The monkey chased the weasel. 

The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. 

Pop! goes the weasel. 

My eyes widened. The tune was coming out of nowhere. Hopefully someone would help me. But what if it was some weird creep-o rapist freak? 

But gradually, it became louder. I sung along with it. 

All around the mulberry bush 

The monkey chased the weasel. 

The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. 

Pop! goes the weasel. 

I sung along, louder and louder until all I heard was the piercing song. My head was already punding, but the song seemed to relax me, and it filled me with slight energy. 

I started jumping and skipping around. Something whacked me in the head. 

I looked around and up and all over, but on the ground I spotted something foily. I looked closely. 

It was a piece of candy. 

I picked it up. Nice choice, Amber, I thought. 

The song was possessing me now, I had no control, my sanity was breaking slowly. I was hypnotized. I suddenly froze in my spot, as five more kids came from the bushes. They all seemed in the same state I was, barely conscious, but still alive and aware on what was going on. 

The started circling me, coming closer and closer, the song still ringing out. 

The took a position around me, as if they were preventing me from escaping. I didn't move anyways, I couldn't move, my mind wouldn't let me. 

A figure stepped out of the shadows. 

It was tall, very tall, and it was a man. 

I knew it. It WAS going to be a creep-o rapist bitch after all...

After he fully revealed himself, I shuddered. 

He was a clown, or I guess a very depressed clown. He had a black and white striped, pointy nose, and when he smiled at me, his revealed his three rows of sharp teeth. He was basically dressed in only black and white, and he was singing the song. 

I started to tremble as he walked slowly towards me. 

"Hmm, what have we gotten here?" he said, laughing. 

I gulped, and I couldn't speak. My energy was slowly draining as fast as it came. 

"W-who are you" I asked. 

"I think you should know already, Amber." he said. 

How does he know my name? What the hell?

I wanted to cry out: THERE IS A CREEP-O RAPIST BITCH TRYING TO RAPE ME! SOMEONE HELP! But my mind wouldn't let me say it. 

"Darling, you see, Jeffery was very pissed when he came back to the mansion." he said. 

"Why?" I asked, shaking.

"Because of you." he said flatly. 

What. 

"Hermm...uh...well...what did I do...exactly?" I asked.

"You slept with him in your sleep you dirty whore. HE'S PREGNANT." he said, laughing wickedly. 

Da fuq? 

"Excuse me?" I said 

"Yes. HE IS PART SEA HORSE. AND YOU GOT HIM PREGNANT WITH YOUR LADY PARTS."

"B-but I didn't even SLEEP with him!" I cried

"EXACTLY. You slept with him in your sleep." He cackled. 

"But that's still not sleeping with him." I argued. 

"Nope. It is still considered sleeping with him..." he said. He took a deep breath and screamed: 

"YOU STUPID. FUCKING. WHORREEEEEE."

I sighed. 

"AND THE BABY'S NAME IS SHAKIERASHARKIESHABEYONCEOPRAHWHIMPHERYWHITNEYHOUSTON THE FOURTH!" he said. 

"That doesn't even make any sense!" 

"YES IT DOES...?!" 

He was probably too high on all that pixi stick shit. 

"So...you never told me your name." I said. 

"Laughing Jack!" he said. 

That made a lot of sense. He laughed too much AND probably smoked the shit outta smarties. 

"Now that you know me, COME and see your master piece, more like ugly piece if you ask me, who is named SHAKIERASHARKIESHABEYONCEOPRAHWHIMPHERYWHITNEYHOUSTON THE FOURTH!" he bellowed, grabbing my hand and leading me deeper into the woods. 

~~~~~~~~A/N~~~~~~~

Wow I was really hyped up on some oxygen today. So hyper...

(Did anyone get the Asking Alexandria reference there >.>)

So hope you enjoyed....I know updates are getting longer and longer and the chappies are getting somewhat shorter and shorter...

So bear with me XD