Agent S

- 26 -

"So hyung, what's with you and Suga-hyung?" Taehyung asked in a very innocent tone, but his face said otherwise.

"Yeah, hyung. I've also been wondering about that," came Jungkook, who was waggling his eyebrows in a very offensive way. Jimin was really offended.

The eldest scowled at them, trying to ignore the fact that his face was overheating. "W-what are you guys talking about...? I-It's nothing. W-were nothing..."

Taehyung clicked his tongue disapprovingly. "Maybe we should just ask Hobi-hyung. He seems to know a lot about Jiminie and Suga's relationship. Or...maybe we should just ask Suga-hyung himself!"

"No!" Jimin was quick to reply. "D-don't do that!"

"We won't, only if you'll quench our thirst for answers," Jungkook threatened smugly, making Jimin want to smack him on the head.

The giggling Taehyung placed his chin on Jungkook's shoulder and smiled at Jimin his signature box smile. And in a very excited tone, Taehyung asked Jimin, "Tell me! Is Suga-hyung's dick so big?!"

This effectively rendered Jimin speechless. And if his face was overheating awhile ago, it was definitely about to explode now any minute. He couldn't even look at the two younger boys in the eyes as he fumbled the bed sheet lamely with his fingers.

"I-... W-why would I even know?!"

"For obvious reasons, Jiminie," Taehyung said, rolling his eyes at Jimin.

"W-well, I don't know, okay?! Stop-... S-stop asking me weird things!"

Jungkook shook his head, patting Taehyung's head with the hand nearest to the older boy. Taehyung snuggled more closely.

Ugh. Jimin felt like a third wheel.

But it's not like it mattered anymore. He was already immune. He had been the world's legendary third wheeler ever since he became friends with these two mental people. He was so used to being the third wheel now that he honestly didn't care anymore.

"Hyung, are you gonna share or not?" Jungkook said in a half-serious half-asshole voice. He quirked one eyebrow at Jimin's direction.

The three of them always shared secrets and never kept anything from each other. These two knew Jimin more than anyone. From Jimin's pet peeves to his most disturbing kinks, they know it.

The eldest among the three was silent for awhile as he contemplated this, while the other two simply went with the silence and just gazed at Jimin, waiting. Taehyung was looking like he was getting more and more excited by the passing minute while Jungkook only smirked at Jimin.

Jimin was still silent, only looking down at the soft blanket he was sitting on above the bed.

Finally, he spoke.

"Fine... Suga-hyung and I... Well, we-"

"How big is his dick? Did you like, measure it with a ruler or a tape measure?" Taehyung inserted excitedly, now detaching himself from Jungkook and crawling closer to Jimin to probably hear the answer clearer.

Jimin had no answer on that, though.

"I don't know... I really don't know. Why do you keep asking? I've never... Ahem, I've never seen him naked yet."

"Mmm..." Taehyung said.

"Yet," Jungkook commented.

Ugh. Jimin would kill this rabbit.

"And then?" Taehyung proceeded, now losing interest on Suga's dick and wanting to really hear what Jimin was about to say. The three of them knew how talkative Jimin was, and that whenever something happened, or whenever something happened involving a crush of his, he would uncontrollably gush out about it to Jungkook and Taehyung. He would be a giggling rainbow poop mess of giddiness.