Agent S

- 27 -

They were all gathered in the room where Suga and Jimin were staying. Everything that needed to be packed was already inside the room as well. For a moment there, as they looked at Suga with anticipation, they had all forgotten that they were actually being chased by power-hungry agents.

Suga smirked just as Jimin began to blush.

"A, you might find this story a bit weird," Suga said, advising the new addition in their group.

A only shrugged her shoulder. "I've been fangirling over ships in KPop. My particular favorite is the pairing of Baby G and Agust D."

Everybody blinked in unison. "Who's that?" Hoseok asked.

The girl only smiled prettily. "Nothing. Go ahead, Suga. I'm ready with these feels-induced shit."

Nodding his head a bit hesitantly at A, Suga cleared his throat.

"So, once upon a time, in a far away apartment that's quite huge and has a fucking expensive renting cost, a sinfully handsome agent crept in to save a stranger as it was his mission. Now, said agent had no idea that the stranger would be so hard-headed and annoying to the core."

"Hey!" Jimin interrupted, not at all happy with how the story was being narrated. "That is unfair. You came barging into my house! Of course I'd think you're some kind of thief or-"

"And so," Suga continued, effectively cutting off Jimin. Jimin glared at him. "the good-looking agent entered the bedroom of the stranger. The stranger happened to be in the bathroom at that time, and moments later, the shower was turned off and the stranger walked out of the bathroom."

"And you saw him in his naked glory and you two made millions of babies! Yes!" Taehyung inserted, fist high up in the air as if he's won a game.

Jimin elbowed him, which the other boy easily dodged as he was good at reflexes. Aish, sometimes Jimin hated that. "Of course I was not naked! I had a towel wrapped around my waist, thank you very much."

"That is so boring," says Taehyung, the great traitor.

Before Jimin could say anything, Suga began to speak again. "But then, the stranger was so stubborn!" he said dramatically. "He would not listen even though it was obvious as shit that he was attracted to the handsome agent."

"Where the heck did that come from?!" Jimin raised his complaint.

Which was ignored. Of course.

"And so, because of his legendary stubbornness, the enemy almost caught thm, only that the agent was so awesome and quick. They both hid under the bed to avoid getting seen by the enemy, but the stranger had other ideas. He purposely positioned himself so that the agent's knee was between his thighs."

There were collected gasps.

Hoseok looked like he was given a candy. Jin was a bit scandalized. Taehyung was licking his lips in excitement. Jungkook was blinking his wide eyes. A just looked like she was enjoying this way too much.

Jimin screamed murder.

"That is so not true-" but before he could finish his sentence, Taehyung was already covering Jimin's mouth. The boy struggled to get out of his grip but Taehyung remained firm. Jimin was left with indignant whimpers.

"When the enemy finally went out of the room, thinking that nothing was there, the agent and the stranger crawled out. But as I have said, the stranger had other plans. He acted as though he wanted the agent to leave and even threatened him, waving a lame pair of scissors around. He was moving too much, pretending to be all stubborn and reluctant when in fact, he was only doing that to subtly loosen up the hold of his towel on his waist."