Janet POV
She woke the next morning with a massive hangover.
Trying to open her eyes with out giving herself a headache.
Suddenly the blinds were unfurled.
" THE LIGHT!! IT BURNS!" she screamed, failing her arms.
She fell off the bed becoming a blanket burrito.
To exhausted to move or even lift her head to see who it was who just did that, she just laid there.
She finally got up and saw a man with dark hair in a suit.
" Do you know who I am?"
Janet smiled.
" Lemme guess.... Jake From state farm? No?"
He glared at her.
" No."
" Garfield?"
"No."
"Edward Cullen?"
" No.".
" Flo from progressive insurance!"
"Do I look like a woman to you?!"
Janet grinned
" I really hope that's a rhetorical question." She winked.
The man looked furious.
Janet beamed.
" I remember now! You are Loki and burdened with a glorious purpose!!!"
Loki looked pleased
" So you've heard of me?"
"No. You told me. "
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Well... THAT'S lovely (Loki comedy)
Fanfiction" I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with a glorious purpose." She looked at him skeptically before smiling. " I am Janet. Of Texas, and I am burdened with one too many beers." _____________ A spaztastic, Texas girl Janet wakes up to find a no...
