" Loki what are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Myself.." He trailed off.
" No.." Janet whined collapsing across his lap.
" Why the no?" He began twirling a strand of her brown hair.
" Because, you can't just not go as yourself on Halloween."
Loki sighed knowing he wasn't getting out of this one.
" Then what should I go as."
Janet let a long mischievous smile cross her face. Loki drew his eyebrows together. " I don't like that face. That face scares me Janet. What are you planning?"
" Remember Loketa?"
Loki's eyes widened, " No. No, no noonono! I refuse. There are just some things I will not do!"
-Halloween Evening-
" LOKI GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE NOW!!" Janet was yanking her boyfriend's arm trying to move him from the door frame.
" I will not go to Stark's party looking like a woman!"
" You will, or I will go by myself and go home with someone."
Loki nearly jumped fore wards.
" Fine."
" That's more like it."
Janet got into the jet headed to the stark tower as Loki followed her.
Darcy was on the plane.
" O hey Janet and Janet's .... girlfriend?" Darcy raised an eyebrow.
" Have you gone lesbian? If you have that's totally cool, I mean it really doesn't bother me. Wow, okay okay mean its-" She said rapidly backpedaling.
" No, this is my boyfriend he is in his Halloween costume."
Darcy laughed so hard Janet thought she was going to pass out.
" That's the infamous Loki?"
" Well he prefers to be called Lokieta."
Loki narrowed his eyes. " Mortal I do not. I will kill you." Darcy raised up her hands.
She hugged Janet. " I love the helmet, it suits you."
Janet blushed. " Thank you."
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Well... THAT'S lovely (Loki comedy)
Fanfiction" I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with a glorious purpose." She looked at him skeptically before smiling. " I am Janet. Of Texas, and I am burdened with one too many beers." _____________ A spaztastic, Texas girl Janet wakes up to find a no...
