Well... THAT'S lovely (Loki comedy)

Chapter Thirteen

Janet and Darcy fussed over each other's hair and costumes, before Darcy asked the question.

" I don't think you ever told me why your boyfriend was dressed as a woman."

Janet beamed.

" Well... it's a long story, pretty much he loves me enough to let me do it plus I have blackmail. And if he had his magic I'd probably be stuck in a block of ice in my freezer five weeks ago. "

Darcy nodded, " Got it. My boyfriend also has anger issues. But he loves me. Or else I will taze him in the balls."

Janet pinched her eyebrows.

" Who is he? In not going to have to go all rodeo on him am I?"

Darcy laughed.

" Naw, his name's Bucky."

Janet's eyes almost rolled out of her head. " Barnes?"

Darcy nodded excited.

Janet let out a sequel. " Eeee!!!!!" The two girls jumped up and down fan girling. " Oh My Gosh!! He's so hot!" Janet yelled.

Loki let out a small hey in protest.

The women ignored him. " I know!"

Soon they stoped screaming and sat back down. " So how did you met?"

" I ran into him on my coffee run, he was with Steve and he bumped into me. And helped me clean it up. For a few weeks be would catch me on the coffee run and yeah."

Janet pretended to faint.

" So sweet I think I have a cavity."

Janet cast a look to her female looking Loki. He wasn't amused.

" So what about you and Loki? You two are nothing alike."

"That's a long story so get comfortable."

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The plane landed an hour later.

Darcy and Janet where still talking each other's ears off while Loki looked like he wanted to bash his head into a wall.

Janet linked arms with Loki as he walked with her he gave her a soft smile.

" Fair warning. When we get there Tony is going to be smashed and relentlessly try to hit on you."

Loki pinched his nose and sighed.

" Figured as much."

" Lighten up a bit. Get drunk, have fun."

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They all walked into Stark's tower. Janet ran over to Jane and Thor.

She was friends with Jane and her boyfriend because contrary to popular belief she was actually smart.

" Hey Janet!" Jane greeted and then looked at Loki.

" And Jane's girlfriend?"

" Boyfriend. But he let me dress him up. So dressed as Thor huh?" She asked Jane.

" Yep. And he is the scientist. So, what's your boyfriend's name?"

" Loki of Asgard lady Jane. And we have already met." Jane's eyes widened as she stifled a laugh.