"Ahahaha fuck." She muttered, gulping.
"Run." Loki growled .
Okay so Loki wasn't a morning person, and a foghorn wasn't an appropriate way to wake him: dually noted.
She scrambled out of the bedroom and took of running down the hallway. A string of curses followed her along with a pissed off Loki.
Janet skidded around the corner and face planted into Clint.
"If you want to live- run." She announced pushing past him.
Clint caught a glimpse of Loki.
"Yolo, bye." He jumped out the window onto a balcony."Little shit." She continued running trying to find a place to hide.
She knew this was it. She was going to die. Rip Janet.
Headstone reads ' it's true, you really only live once.'
She did a baseball slide under the table.
Ouch.
She stood and looked around, where was Loki?
Oh barney spawn.
"Boo."Okay she screamed. A lot. She screamed a lot okay.
Janet clutched a hand over her heart.
Loki was behind her and she turned to glare at her boyfriend.
"You gave me a heart attack you lil'shit.""Just passing it along." He smiled.
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Fanfic" I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with a glorious purpose." She looked at him skeptically before smiling. " I am Janet. Of Texas, and I am burdened with one too many beers." _____________ A spaztastic, Texas girl Janet wakes up to find a no...