Tarnished Armor

Daddy Day Care (Chapter Twenty Four)

While I went with Dana and her girls; Colby, Jon and Joe took ours.

"Dude, do you know what to do with babies in a mall?" Jon asked.

"I'm bound to figure it out, Man. I have to cuz I can't just let the girls sit with someone and besides what Lindsay's doing is super important. I'm just taking these two somewhere for Daddy/Uncle time."

Joe looked at the girls.

"Are you hungry, ladies?" He asked smiling.

The girls smiled away with Ella laughing.

"You like Uncle Joe, don't you, Sweet Pea?" He said picking Ella up out of her side of the stroller.

"Guys, how epic will we be if girls hit on us because of the twins?" Jon asked.

"Dude, no. I'm married. Joe's nearly married and you..."

"What about me?"

"You, sir, are hopeless." Colby said.

They laughed as Joe looked down at Niella.

"Dude, she looks really pale."

 Colby looked at Niella closer. The closer he got, the more she looked like crying.

"Dude, your daughter is going to wail if you don't move."

"She is not going to..."

A piercing screechy cry eminated from the food court.

"Told you."

Jon walked over to Niella and held her close.

"Uncle Jon-Jon is here for you, Princess."

"Don't call her that!"

"Why not?"

"I don't like that title." Colby said.

"Really, what do you call her then?"

"Cupcake."

"What do you call El?"

"Cupcake."

"What the fuck?" Jon asked.

In that moment, Elena looked at Colby.

"Uck."

All three men looked at the baby.

"WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?" Colby asked.

"Umm.. I don't know. I don't speak baby." Jon said.

"Like hell you don't speak Baby. My daughter just said a swear word."

"Uck, Uck Uck!" Elena said giggling.

Joe and Jon looked at Colby.

"Dude..."

"I know, I need to get her to stop before Lindsay hears her say that."

"UCK!" Elena says.

"Elena Maria, stop saying that!"

Stopping cold in her tracks, Elena puts her head down and starts to cry. Joe, Jon and Colby all look at the two crying infants.

"Daddy didn't mean to yell like that, Sweetheart."

The babies refused to stop crying. a woman walked up to them.

"YOU THREE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES MAKING BABIES CRY!"

She then slaps them with her purse.

"Jesus, Lady, ouch, mother fucker...that hurts!" Jon says.

"Ucker!" Elena says mad and slaps at Jon's hand.