Well Lookie Here I'm a Demigod

Chapter 20

(So, I decided to be nice and give you the next chapter. Aren't I so nice? That was rhetorical, of cause I'm nice. I'm giving you the next chapter so you don't have to wait! Okay, let's get on to the chapter...)

Ariana

"Wait, who is this, Octavian, you speak of?"

I ask, very confused.

"Well, he hates us, we hate him, he sacrifices teddy bears, and hates us."

Annabeth replies

"You said 'hates us' twice."

I say proudly because I never get to prove her wrong. Ever.

"I did that on purpose. He really hates us."

Man, I thought I actually got her that time.

"Well, anyway, he seems like a nice guy! You know, slaughtering teddy bears, hating people, making people hate him, I can't wait to meet him!"

I say sarcastically.

I swear to the gods, if they don't catch my sarcasm I'm going to hurt them.

Everyone just nods like they get my sarcasm but Percy says,

"Are you kidding me?!"

Here we go.

"He slaughtered my panda! He hates us, we hate him! How on earth could you find him decent? How, Ariana, how!?"

Time for him to get hurt. Hold my Starbucks, Piper!

"You aren't holding any Starbucks, Ariana."

Crap, I thought I said that in my head.

"Oh, right, sorry, Piper. You know, I just go crazy sometimes!"

"Yes. You do. A lot."

WELL THANKS LOVE YOU TOO. YOU WERN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE.

"Well, where is that little blonde son of a-"

Leo starts saying until he gets cut off by a blonde scrawny guy coming to us.

I'm guessing that's Octavian. Hm, he looks weird, I don't like him already.

"Hello, Leo."

"Sunshine rainbow kitty! 'Cause you're so happy and delightful!"

Nice save, Leo, nice save.

"Yes, yes I am."

Octopus said.

Oops that's not his name! Ha ha, sorry not sorry, Octagon.

"Why exactly do we need you to get Hazel and Frank?"

Annabeth asks

"Oh! You want Hazel and Frank? Well they are our dear, dear, dear, dear friends-"

"No they aren't.'

Annabeth interrupts

"Ah! I believe they are. If you want our very dear friends, then you will have to pay."

"BUT I'M BROKE!"

Leo and I say in unison.

"Ha ha! Great minds think alike!"

Leo says while he fist bumps me.

"No, you idiots! A sacrifice."

October says with a creepy smile.

"Oh, well that's not fun at all."

I say frowning.

"Exactly."

Octillion says with an even more eviler smile.

Man, this guy gives me the jeepers. Ha ha, I'm funny.

"Woah, man, that's not cool."

Percy says walking closer and and closer to Oprah

Okay that wasn't even close. But, whatever.

Octangle whispers something in Percy's ear something I can't hear. I'm guessing it's what he wants to be sacrificed.

"No, that's not happening. No."

Answers Percy.

Oprah sighs and whispers something else in Percy's ear.

"NO! NO! NO! THAT'S NOT HAPPENING EITHER. DO THE FIRST ONE! DO THE FIRST ONE!"

Wow, I wonder what it was.

"Fine, I will take it tomorrow. Go stay over there in the dirt and sleep until tomorrow."

Oprah says

I really don't like him.

(WHO IS THE WORST BEST AUTHOR EVER?!?! MEEEEEE! ILY ALL AND THANK Y'ALL FOR BEING SO PATIENT. AND IF I HAVE FINISHED A CHAPTER ALREADY FOR THE STORY I MIGHT BE NICE AND POST IT. SO YEAH. ILYASM)