the story of tonight - lams ੈ♡

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Third Person P.O.V.

Lafayette and Hercules sat on the floor with John, who was crying while eating turtle flavored ice cream.

Then Eliza slammed open the door. She had on a mask that looked like it belonged in 'The Purge'. "Yo, where's Alex?" She screeched. This terrified John, so he grabbed a random pencil that was lying next to him, and threw it at Eliza. However, she grabbed the pencil right as it was about to hit her.

"Go away, you cow." Herc said right before he grabbed John's ice cream and started eating it. Laf just sat there, eating a baguette and watching everyone like a stalker.

Fine, I'll be semi - serious now .__.

"He's YOUR fiancée, why don't go you find him!" Laf yelled. This made John cry even harder, and he stole his ice cream back from Herc.

Suddenly, Alex crept into the room with a pan. He went behind Eliza and smacked her head it. She screamed and fell to the floor. She appeared to be dying.

Alex ran to John and hugged him. "I don't know what happened to me, but I love you!" He screeched. Alex then stole the wedding ring off of Eliza's finger and bent down on one knee.

"John, marry me! Or else...." Alex said while laughing. John didn't want to know what would happen if he said no.

"Yes!" John screamed and jumped into Alex's arms. This caused Alex to fall on the floor, squished, because he was so smol.

Herc and Laf grabbed Eliza's dead body and brought her down to the basement, where they tossed her into a roaring fireplace.

When they got back upstairs, John and Alex were making out. Herc grabbed a random pillow and threw it at them, so they stopped and started a pillow fight.

This pillow fight lasted 8 hours, and none of them got any sleep.

This didn't bother Alex, because he was used to being sleep deprived.

----------------the next day-------------------

There was a knock at the door. When John opened it, he saw Dat Boi. He was even riding his unicycle! "Please give me 30 dollars to support the Meme Foundation Of The World." Dat Boi said. John gave him 30 bucks that he had socked away. Dat Boi took the money and rode off.

John closed the door and went back outside. Him and Alex were currently doing a bunch of work so that they could graduate from college in a week, and then get married.

-------------------------------5 hours later----------------------

John and Alex finished all the work they had for the rest of the year! They were going to graduate right when they got back to their college. Luckily, they went back home the next day.

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STAY TUNED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Honestly, I didn't try very hard on this chapter. It's a bit of a joke, but I wanted to move the story along in a funny way. Sorry! It was either this or kill John or Alex.