Seeing as i cant really update (i have no idea when im gonna get a new laptop, im like rlly broke), have some tumblr memes of voltron:
Lance: yea, we're best friends, but i would fuck you if you asked Keith: *blushes* what? Lance: *blushes* what? Shiro: (eating chips in the background) you said that you would fuck him if he asked
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Shiro: I'm sexy. Lance: You're a model. Shiro: I'm a star. Lance: You're a pizza. Shiro: I'm a pizza!
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Keith [parking a car]: Am I straight now? Pidge *snorts*: You?
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Lance: Oh, come on... You know you love me Keith: I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip
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Keith: So, how's the sexiest man in the whole universe doing today? Shiro, not looking up: I don't know, Keith. How are you? Keith, choking back tears: I'm fine
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Lance: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Keith? Keith: No. Shiro: I do. Lance: I know, Shiro. Shiro: I'm sad. Lance: I know, Shiro.
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Lance: *unbuttoning shirt* damn it's so hot in here Shiro: i get that but why the hell are you unbuttoning my shirt
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Lance: *throwing his head onto Keith's lap and looks up angelically* Keith, tell me I'm pretty. Keith: *rests hand on Lance's cheek and smiles lovingly at him* You're pretty fucking annoying that's what you are.
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Lance: Am I right Allura? Allura: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.
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Hunk: Keith is like a pistachio. Coran: Explain. Hunk: A hard shell and super SALTY.
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Lance: Keith, when I die, I don't care who else is at the funeral, as long you're there. Keith: Of course I'll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the cops.
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(BOOM) Hunk: What was that? Lance: My shirt fell ... Hunk: That sounded a lot heavier than a shirt Lance: I was still in it ...
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Keith: Wakey wakey eggs and get the fuck up Lance: Wow ok
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Shiro: I'll speak french between your legs. Keith: That's the hottest thing I've ever been told. Lance: I'm just picturing someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis. Hunk, in the worst french accent imaginable: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA. HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS. Pidge: None of you should ever be having sex.
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Hope y'all enjoyed those
Also, I'm like on a massive Dream Husbands (Arthur/Eames from Inception) binge, like this ship is killing me so hard 😭 they are so in love like pls stop
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