while we were dancing, someone started banging on the door. Fiona went to answer it and some guy turned the music down. "Is Carl here?" A guys voice asked. Carl furrowed his brows and walked towards the door. "I'm here. Who are you?" he sounded stern. "Where is your whore?" my eyes widened. Fiona jumped to my defense. "Excuse you!" Carl's next words sounded furious. "One, my girl is not a slut. two, what do you want?" I walked up behind him. "Babe, I got this. Fiona, its good." She raised her brows and stepped back. "So you're the hoe who thinks she could beat up my sisters." He stood back, I stepped outside. we were standing in the grass now. I could see everyone watching from the door and window. "They touched me first. Self defense. They thought they were going to jump me and I put the snobs in there place. Whats it to you?" I crossed my arms and raised my brow.
"Whats it to me, is you injured the wrong girls." then he threw a punch and clocked me before I could even react. He threw a good punch and my mouth was bleeding and my cheek was probably bruised. I Heard everyone yelling inside. Keep in mind this is a grown ass man. Carl ran out, my uncle, Ian, Lip and trevor close behind him. "What the fuck you think you can just hit a gi-" I cut off my uncle. "I got it." Carl started to speak but I stopped him to. "You hit like a bitch." Then I swung. Straight into his nose. I felt his huge nose crack under my knuckles. I kicked him in the sack so he would be down to my height. I noticed that his blonde hair was a cheap dye once I got a good look now. I took ahold of his shoulders and stuck my knee in his rib cage, then threw one last punch near his eye. knocking him out. "Shit Delilah! V already called the cops." my uncle was shocked. His eyes were wide and he couldn't hide the smile on his face. "Self defense. I'm sure someone was recording." I turned to look back at the house. at least three of the adults had their phones pointed at me. He nodded. "Smart girl." He wrapped his arms around me for a tight hug. "I'm proud."
"Holy shit! You really threw down." Ian put an arm around me, trevor on the other. "I guess you can handle yourself. you really fit in here." Lip laughed. "Watch out Carl, she'll make you her bitch." Lip turned and went inside. Carl wrapped an arm around me and roughly kissed me. When I pulled away and questioned what that one was for he smirked and shook his head. "You are kind of a bad ass." I just shook my head and pointed towards the sound of sirens. "They're here."
Soon a police car showed up and Carl seemed to know the officer. "carl, you have anything to do with this?" The man of color asked. Carl shook his head laughing. "It was self defense, he hit my girl. So she knocked him out." I motioned towards my bloody mouth. "He came over talking crazy and punched me when I tried to get him to leave." I informed and the officer rolled the guy over and hand cuffed the guy, turned him back over, and asked us to turn the water hose on. He splashed the guy in the face until he woke up and we turned the water off. He began to read him his rights and take him away. "Baby girl that was amazing. Hot." Carl kissed me again. He wasgetting my blood on him and it grossed me out. "Um, let me clean up because mama got blood on her face." I laughed. He put his arm around me and we walked inside. When we got in everyone was cheering so I jokingly bowed and went to the upstairs bathroom.
I washed off my face and let Carl wash his. "Lets skip out on the dancing and lets chill in my room?" He asked smirking. I don't want our entire relationship to be about sex. So, I shook my head. "lets go have fun with everyone else?" He chuckled and took a step toward me. our chests were touching barely. "Come on, daddy wants to show his baby girl how proud he is." It may sound cringey to read but believe me, with his raspy, pleading voice, it was hot. "Fine. but lets just talk for a while after. I don't want... us... to only be about sex. I've had too much of that in my life." He nodded and kissed me softly. "Fine, then lets talk." He smiled and we went to his room and did just that. We talked. Not necessarily about anything specific. Life mostly. Until we fell sleep.
"Rise and shine love birds." Fiona knocked on Carl's door waking us up. Carl groaned and sat up. "baby, lets go do something fun today. Lets go sit at the skate park or something?" I shook my head and sat up. I probably looked like a mess. "No. why would we just sit at the skatepark when we can skate?" I smirked. he scrunched his brows together. "You skate too?" I nodded and stood up. "Let me go home and get ready." I gave him a quick kiss and went downstairs. Debbie was home with Franny and she was yelling about a job. I just ignored the chaos and went home.
when I walked inside, My uncle and Aunt V were butt ass naked on the couch, dead asleep. "Thanks for that mental image." I shook my head and ran upstairs to shower. I did my normal routine, then changed into some black joggers and a white t-shirt. Safe in case i fall. Before going downstairs and seeing something i hadn't wanted to,again, i called my uncle so he would wake up and put pants on. "Pants. now." I stated the minute he picked up. "Alright al-Wait how'd you know- dammit I'm sorry." He hung up and i heard movement downstairs. I knew it was safe. "sorry about that D, it's going to take some getting used to not being able to walk around naked. We had to start anyways considering the girls." I nodded. "It's cool. Anyways i'm going to skate so i'll see you later. I just didn't want to see anything again." He walked over to me putting a hand on my shoulder. "You're skating again? Can i come watch." I shook my head. "Not competing just going with carl. I mean you can come along i just don't think you'll have fun." He shook his head. "I'm going anyways."
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Authors note:
Ayooooooooo ya girl D is back and i'm sorry i've been inactive, college takes up most of my life. But i am going to try and stay active again. Anyways the new episode was lit. i was full of happiness.
~delilah b. xx
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