Rasa has a Monster

Kazekage's Monster

I kept studying the mans face as he studied me right back. "Why the hell is there a lizard on my head?" He said a bit harshly. "Why is everyone so rude here?" I said aloud. Oh wait, I can actually talk? Wow. The man looked at me a bit longer with an annoyed look. Out of random reflex, my lizard tongue darted out and before I could stop myself I felt myself lick this man's eye. What. The. Hell!! 'Are these your weird fucking lizard instincts?!!' I mentally yelled at the original Gila Monster that I stole the body from. "YES ITS MY 'WEIRD FUCKING LIZARDS INSTINCTS'!!! THE SAME DAMN INSTINCTS THAT HAVE KEPT ME ALIVE ASSHOLE!!!" The angry lizard yelled at me. 'Jesus calm down! I only asked because I fucking licked a man's eye!!' I thought back to it. I tuned back in to reality and saw my tongue was still on this mans eye. I quickly pulled my tongue back into my mouth. I heard a lady laughing in the background. The man looked absolutely pissed now. "Uhh, sorry man. Lizard instincts." I said to the man. He opened his mouth and looked like he was going to yell at me, but was interrupted by the same lady's voice. "Oh calm yourself Rasa, it's only a lizard." She said with a giggle. I like this lady. I looked up at her. She had sandy brown hair that reached just above her shoulders. She had a similar skin tone to the man, Rasa I'm guessing his name is. She was a couple inches shorter than the man, whom I'm still sitting on by the way, and when I looked down I saw that she was extremely pregnant. Like she was HUGE. But I think she only looks huge because I'm tiny now. "Hey a baby!!" I yelped and took a leap of faith. I landed on her and she caught me out of surprise. "Hey!!! What are you doing?!?" The man yelled as his head kicked back from me using it as a launching pad. "I like babies!! So calm yourself you two legged!" I snapped at the annoyed man. The lady once again laughed. "It's adorable Rasa. Can we keep it?" I heard from the lady. "Absolutely not." He replied right away. "Well fuck you too asshole!" I yelled at him. His face turned red in anger as the lady laughed to her little hearts content. "Be careful of what you say idiot! This man has power!" Angry lizard griped. 'Power-shmower! He needs to be humiliated a little!!' I griped back as I curled up on top of this lady's baby bump. "You're keeping me whether you like it or not Rasa!!" I said, saying his name sarcastically with a bit of disdain. He looked at me with utter distaste. The lady, who I still don't know the name of, laughed and started asking me questions about myself. "Where did you come from?" I froze at her question. What the hell am I suppose to say? "Just tell her! Maybe they can get you out of my body and into your own!" The lizard, who I also don't have a name for, said. 'Okay'

"Well, I don't think I'm from around here lady." She looked at me confusedly while Rasa looked like he was starting to listen. "What do you mean reptile." Rasa asked in a bored voice. I narrowed my lizard eyes at him. "I mean I'm not from this place. I was out on a jog after eating dinner and someone kept knocking me out with a rock. Every time I woke up it was like I had gone back in time to a specific place in time and each time I woke,  it was like my neighborhood transformed a little more into a desert. And now I'm here in this weird village type place. And to be honest, I'm not sure if I'm still in my own world because there is a extreme lack of modern technology that I'm familiar with. Oh and the biggest change of all, I CHANGED INTO A FUCKING LIZARD!!! And the lizard whom this body originally belongs to is pissed at me because I hijacked its body! It keeps yelling at me to ask if you know of anything that could possibly explain or get me out of this lizard body and to my own?" I told them of what had happened. They both looked at me with a wtf face. "I want to say your lying out of your ass, but I'm not to sure how to tell if a lizard is lying or not." Rasa said and turned back to the building we were standing in front of. I don't like his damn attitude! I looked at the building we where, waiting in front of? I guess so. Just as I thought that the doors opened and a shitake ton of small kids filed out of the building. Oh wait, are these two together??? I looked up at Rasa and the lady. They where standing quite close together. Hmm, I can't quite tell. "MOM, DAAD!!!" I heard a someone yell. I turned back to the crowd of children to see two small children run towards us. Oh hell. These two kids look like Rasa and the lady. So they are together. Hmm, she could of done better. The children stopped in front of the lady who I was sitting on and stared at her belly. Oh wait, they're staring at me. "DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS EVER TELL YOU STARING IS RUDE!!!!" I yelled as loud as I could. The boy, who was shorter than the girl and looked like Rasa, jumped and hid behind the girl. The girl, who's hair was in two spikey pigtails and looked like the lady, looked at me like I was a naked angel. "Mom why is there a lizard on your tummy?" She asked the lady. "We were just about to get ri-" I interrupted Rasa as soon as I realized what he was going to say, "I'm your new pet." I yelped, overpowering Rasa voice. Rasa looked furious. I smirked as smugly as I could with my lizard face. The mom lady laughed as the small boy poked his head out. "Really?" He asked in a small cute voice. I jumped at the boy who yet again screamed and tried to avoid me, but I hit my mark. His face. I climbed up and sat on his head. His hair was similar to Rasa's but it had more brown in it than red. The lady laughed and replied that I was in fact their new pet. I laughed. "TOLD YOU SO." I shouted at Rasa. He grumbled under his breath. "Wow!! I love your pattern colors!!" The girl said while pulling the boy down to look at me. I turned to see that I indeed had a pretty color pattern. I was black with yellow patches. Other than that, I looked like a regular Gila Monster. "Thank you!" I said back. "What happened to your hand?" The girl asked. I looked down and saw that I was in fact missing a, finger? 'Hey what happened to your finger?' I asked the lizard. "Hmph. I escaped from a damn bird that was hungry." He said still salty about what happened, though it seemed to calm down a bit. "I escaped from a hungry bird and it took my finger." I told her. "Really?" the boy said quietly. "Yep!" I said somewhat proudly. "SO YOUR A  SURVIVOR?! That's so cool!!!" The girl yelped out and ran forward towards the mom lady. I looked down at the boy similarly to when I was on Rasa's head. "Hey kid, what's your guy's names?" I asked the boy. He looked at me slightly frazzled. "I-I'm Kankuro. That over there is Temari-" He said pointing to the little girl. "-and that's my mom, her name is Karura-" He pointed at the mom lady. "-and that's my dad, the Kazekage. His name  is Rasa-" I paid attention despite knowing who he was already. "-and that's my baby brother, Gaara!" He finished with a bit more excitement. I was confused because I didn't see a third child but I noticed he was looking at Karura's stomach. So that's the baby's name. Cute. But these people have weird names. But I can't exactly judge, I mean my mom named me Mai. "What's your name?" Kankuro asked me. "My name is Mai." I replied happily. With that we started walking.