Rasa has a Monster

Rasa's House

So I had been talking with Kankuro and learning about this place. Along with the asshole lizards input, I learned a lot about this place. Apparently I'm in a different world. One where ninja's are not only real but can use a inner force called chakra. They use chakra to aid them in their fights, and not only does it help them with their performance, It let's them do crazy impossible things called jutsu. And there are three shinobi techniques that are most commonly used, they are taijutsu, genjutsu, and ninjutsu. Asshole lizard said there was more than just those three, but those are the main ones that are taught. TAUGHT. These people are fucking insane!!! Kankuro had said that he was training to be a great shinobi alongside Temari. That building we were waiting at, yeah, that's an academy to train these children to fight like fucking lunatics. That pissed me off a little. It's ridiculous!! How can they live with themselves knowing that they are teaching these kids to kill mercilessly?? Also angry lizard, who still refuses to tell me its name, told me more about the village and the Kazekage. So apparently Rasa is a really strong ninja, the strongest in the village. Huh, I would have never guessed. Rasa was chosen by some person called the daimyo to be the Kazekage. The daimyo's decision was approved by the Jounin, a rank of ninja, and he was instated and has been the Kazekage since. A.L, short for angry/asshole lizard, also told me that Temari had the highest probability to be the next Kazekage because she was the oldest, but Kankuro and Gaara also had a chance as well. But then again, none of them could be chosen. If Rasa lived and actually retired from being Kazekage then he could choose whoever he wanted to be the next Kazekage. But if he died then the daimyo would most likely choose one of his children mainly because of lineage. This place is almost like a constitutional monarchy, I think. I wasn't the greatest in government. I also learned of the other countries and villages. There are five major countries, the land of wind, the land of fire, the land of lightning, the land of water, and the land of earth. We are in the land of wind, which is home to the village hidden in the sand, or Sunagakure. Suna for short. The relationship of the countries is really rocky at the moment, they always have been. But there's just something about this point in time that has everyone more on edge than usual. I had asked Rasa about this, but he said he wasn't going to discuss things like that in the open and with a lizard no less. Which I can't blame him but he could have been nicer about it. So I asked A.L about it more. He didn't exactly like explaining things to me but he did it anyways. A.L still doesn't like me either. Which is understandable, I would be mad if someone hijacked my body too. He said he wasn't too sure about this but it had to do with countries going back on their word and denying that they had in fact broken treaties. So they basically were not owning up to their actions. Suna and their own ally, the hidden leaf village also known as Konoha, had their own rocky relationship too. But from what A.L could tell me, it sounded more like a financial issue than a broken treaty. Finance means money, and money means numbers so I didn't want to delve into that because I can't math.

We had finally reached Rasa's home, which resided next to a huge dome like building that I was told was the Kazekage's building. When Kankuro walked in, Rasa was there to pick me up of of his head. "Hey!! What are you doing? Put me down, this is disorienting!!" I shouted. "Animals sleep outside." He said smugly. "WHAT!! I'm like, 17 inches long!! I can easily go find a corner to sit in to keep out of your way!! And I can talk so you don't have to worry about me getting hungry and eating you or me using the bathroom inside!!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs trying to get someone's attention. I didn't mind being outside, but it's freaking hot here. I succeeded in grabbing someone's attention when Temari came to my rescue! "DAD!! What are you doing to Mai!" She screeched. "I'm throwing the pest outside." He said flatly. I know he did not just call me a pest. "HELP! TEMARI HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO THROW ME IN THE WELL!! I CAN'T SWIM TOO GOOD!!!" I screeched while wiggling my lizard legs wildly. She looked at me wide eyed. "I DID NOT SA-" He was interrupted by Temari grabbing me. "You can't do that!!!! That's animal abuse!!" She cried and ran away with me. Hahaha, one point for Mai! Zero points for Rasa. Temari ran to the kitchen where Karura and Kankuro were. Karura was cooking some type of food that I wasn't familiar with, but it smelled like heaven. "Hey Miss Karura, what are you making?" I asked making my way over to her side of the counter. She smiled at me, "I'm making Oyakodon." I smiled a lizard smile and flicked my tongue out. I have never heard of this dish, but it smells good. "Do you think that, maybe I could have a little bit as well?" I asked her quietly. I had already eaten my pizza before but I was hungry again. She smiled and nodded. I looked at her like she was an angel. This lady is so much nicer than that other old lady from before that called me a monster. I watched her as she cooked and chopped. I committed the recipe to heart so that if I ever get out of this body I could make it myself. Rasa walked in looking absolutely peeved. I snickered as he looked over to his wife and zeroed in on me. I stuck my tongue out at him. Oh holy shit! My tongue is forked! How did I not notice before??? That's cool! "Your a fucking moron." A.L said. ' Fuck you too A.L' I thought back to it. I still don't know if A.L is a male or female, I can't tell because it's voice sounds weird. "I'm a fucking guy!!" A.L yelled at me. 'Well fucking excuse me dammit!!!' I thought angrily. Wait does that mean I'm a guy also?? "Yes dipshit, you're in MY body. Which has male genitalia." A.L said smugly. Well that's just great.

I was snapped out of my internal argument with A.L when Karura placed down a small dish that had a spoonful of food in it. "Oh thank you Miss Karura." I said politely. She smiled and pet my head. Hehehe. She pet me. :3 I looked at the food and started drooling. "That's not all drool idiot, some of that is venom so be careful not to drool where the kids can touch it." A.L said. Oh yeah! Gila monsters are venomous. Well then. I bit a piece of meat that tasted like chicken. Oh my god this is good!! Karura is amazing!! I continued eating and enjoying until it was gone. "UGHHhhh." I groaned out lying on my back. "I'm guessing you liked it Mai?" Karura laughed out as the kids straight up laughed at me with my over stuffed belly. "It was heaven in a bowl plate thing." I groaned out. She laughed and grabbed my plate. "Wait! Be careful. The original lizard says that I'm venomous. Your pregnant and I don't want anything happening to the baby." I said while stretching my lizard arm out to her. She laughed, "Thank you for the warning Mai." Rasa looked at me with a hateful look. I flicked him off with my lizard fingers. He got up and stormed off. Hahaha. Loser. I rolled back over and fell off the counter. Thank god it was only about three and a half feet from the floor. I landed with a small thump. Karura looked at me from over the counter and giggled. She went back to what she was doing and I walked off to find someone to talk too.