Rasa has a Monster

A bar's love child

Mai POV

OOOooo. What is this place? What, where am I? Am I dead? I swear to god if that asshole killed me I will haunt his ass. I looked around, I actually loved the way this place looked. It was slightly rugged looking like when you see those dangerous drinking bars and clubs on T.V. But it had a old time fantasy tavern feel to it, like Harry Potter's, The Leaky Cauldron and Seven deadly sins, Boar Hat Tavern had a love child bar and that love child decided to get into the black market business and started hosting all the baddest criminal's. But it was a clean kind of rugged. I don't even know if that made any sense, but that's where I am right now. I made a move to stand because I was sitting on one of the wooden stools but immediately regretted it. I fell to the ground, my body protesting everything and anything. "Ugghh. What the hell?" I said expecting someone to say something but I got no response. "I looked up and noticed that I was the only one here. "Oh hell no! If anyone has a rock to throw I swear to Kami I WILL fuck your shit UP!!" I yelled out getting that same feeling of dread that I felt so long ago when I went for a jog. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT TWO LEG?!" I heard A.L yell at me, but it was different. It didn't sound like a thought like it usually did. "A.L? Is that you?" Yes it's me idiot! What are you doing yelling?" I heard him but I heard the sound of footsteps also. Well it sounded more like claws on linoleum or wood flooring. Ya know that clicking sound? Yeah that. I slowly worked myself into a sitting position on the floor with extreme difficulty. "A.L where are we?" I asked him looking around. "How the hell should I know? Your eyes are closed so I can't see." He said. What the fuck? This lizards on crack. "My eyes are open" I said agitatedly. "If they were open I would be able to see dimwit." A.L said in a flat voice that pissed me off. His voice still sounded weird, like he was in the bar with me. "Listen asshole, my eyes are open because I know damn well that I'm not seeing this bar in my mind!" I griped at him. I paused as I heard the clicking again but it sounded like it was getting closer. . . I looked to my left and saw a huge Gila Monster.

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"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!" I yelled out. Trying to get up and run because this lizard was not a lizard this lizard looked like the son of Spider man's The Lizard villain. He was way bigger than a normal Gila monster, This one was as big as a komodo dragon or some other giant lizard. I managed to get onto the booth that I was leaning against, but it hurt like a bitch. "Two leg, is that you?" It said. I stayed silent as I processed things. . . Gila monster. . . called me two leg. . . sounds like Alex Turner. . .

"HOLY SHIT!! A.L IS THAT YOU??" I yelled as I leaned over the side of the booth table to look at the lizard again. I noticed he looked exactly like I do lizard wise. Same pattern and colors and he's missing his left pinkie finger. "It really is you. A.L, am I in my mind or something?" I asked, dragging myself out of the booth and onto the floor again. "Also why the hell do I hurt so damn much?" I looked at him as he stared at me. "What? I know I'm fucking ugly dammit!! Quit staring like that!" I turned away from him and crossed my arms. "You're not ugly two legs, I've never seen your face is all. I was surprised, I expected chicken lips and acne." He insulted and complimented at the same time. Choosing to ignore him, "What do you mean you've never seen my face." I looked at him again and saw him laying down and licking his hand. "Well, when you're 'out there' your soul kinda floats in the air over there in front of the entire room. The floor ends so I was never able to walk in front of you to see your face." he said nonchalantly while pointing to the east side of the room where the walls and floor end and it's just a black void. "That's where you float when you are in control of my body, which is all of the time. I let you stay in control because I didn't know how it would affect you if I forced you back into the subconscious. Plus you took the task of raising those kids. I don't know how to raise humans." he explained while rolling over to his back. "Okay, I think I get this magical shit, but why do I hurt? And why am I here now? What the hell happened?" I questioned. "Okay, slow down and hold your self. I'll replay the memories." He said sounding annoyed. I looked at him confused as he pressed a button that magically appeared. A projection of Rasa appeared in the black void and I watched attentively as I saw what happened.

After all was said and done I just sat there. Completely blank. The projection disappeared and A.L said nothing. Why are they doing this? Did I do something? I don't think I did, I've been the same since I got here. If Rasa was going to kick me out because of something like that, then he would have done so years ago. Why would he put up with me for so long? Was he just using me to raise his kids so he wouldn't have to? No I don't think that's it either, he could of had Yashamaru do it. Is it because I stood for Gaara? He did say he didn't want me near the boy any more. Is that it? Why would he do that though? I kept Gaara out of his hair. If he hated Gaara like he put on, then wouldn't he want me to stay? So why??? I was interrupted by A.L "Those dick weeds." He mumbled out. I broke down in laughter. "I think I'm a bad influence on you." I choked out while laughing myself to tears. He shrugged and laid down. I went back to my thoughts. Oh shit! Fumi betrayed us! That asshole! I can't believe it. A.L looked up at me, "Yeah that was surprising. I thought he liked us, damn ass butt!" He grumbled out while quoting Castiel from Supernatural. "Where the hell did you hear that?" I questioned while laughing. "You saw how I watched your memory before right? Well I watched all of your 'Supernatural' memories." He answered me, "You should have finished watching season 9 and the others." He grumbled. "Oh shut up." I really should have finished watching. I was about to question how he knew what I was thinking about when a jolt of pain went through my body. "HOLY SHIT!" I cried out as I fell over. What the hell is happening?! A.L looked at me with wide eyes. "Two legs, your presence. It's fading!" He said hurrying over to me. "This is bad!! Fading presence means death!! You can't die yet!! What about Karura's promise??" He panicked. I couldn't respond as waves of pain, worse than my period cramps (that I haven't experienced since I got here) rolled over my body and left me aching.

I looked down at my hand as A.L continued panicking. My hand started fading as the pain got worse. I felt myself start convulsing as the waves became more frequent. I heard A.L shout my real name before it once again went black. Honestly I prefer the rocks.