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Crow Club ♠

Zem_Bachelor has been added to Crow Club♠

FaceBrekker has been added to Crow Club♠

Wraith06 has been added to Crow Club♠

Waffle_Queen has been added to Crow Club♠

Runaway_Wy has been added to Crow Club♠

Matthias_H has been added to Crow Club♠

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Zem_Bachelor: crow club? youre telling me we couldnt think of a better group name

Runaway_Wy: What's wrong with the name

Wraith06: Seems fine to me.

Zem_Bachelor: bet u 30 kruge I could have come up with a better name than that

Waffle_Queen: Speaking of names, "zem_bachelor"? Seriously, Jes? Could you be anymore pretentious?

Zem_Bachelor: shut up zenik go eat some waffles

Matthias_H: Watch your tongue, Jesper. That's no way to speak to a woman.

Waffle_Queen: AwwW!! You've got me all choked up, you big babink! Damn you and your adorable overprotective tendencies

Zem_Bachelor: well hello to you too matty boy! just in time for the festivities

Matthias_H: ...

Zem_Bachelor: youre glaring at me arent you? I can feel it through the phone

Wraith06: Hey Wylan how's the speech-to-text feature on your phone working out?

Runaway_Wy: It's great, thanks. Finally getting the hang of it.

Wraith06: That's good to hear. By the way, anyone know where Kaz is?

Runaway_Wy: No clue, sorry

Zem_Bachelor: probably limping around somewhere, wreaking havoc and spreading misery

Waffle_Queen: Sounds about right

Wraith06: Well it looks as though he's online, which means he's either ignoring all the notifications or has just muted the group entirely.

Matthias_H: I question why he was even added in the first place.

Waffle_Queen: Matthias Helvar!

Runaway_Wy: Not gonna lie, I was thinking it too

Zem_Bachelor: tsk tsk i expected that of the fjerdan but not you, merchling

Wraith06: I hope you're all aware that he could be reading this right now. 

Zem_Bachelor: well then I suggest you start running now, wy. kaz may be a cripple but he certainly isn't a very slow one

Runaway_Wy: wait what?

Matthias_H: Don't listen to him, Wylan. You have nothing to fear of that demjin.

Waffles_Queen: Matthias, its rude to lie to people

Zem_Bachelor: yeah come to think of it the last time you decided to attack kaz he beat your ass to the ground without so much as his tie shifting out of place

Waffle_Queen: And that was without his cane either. Just saying.

Matthias_H: Nina! Whose side are you on?

Wraith06: In all honesty, it does sound as though it would have been interesting to watch.

Matthias_H: You're all horrible.

FaceBrekker: More accurately: you're all a bunch of skivs.

Waffle_Queen: Aaaand true to form, enter Dirtyhands with a snide remark. Bravo, Kaz.

FaceBrekker: Any of you willing to explain what the hell we need a groupchat for? I believe I get quite enough of you all in person.

Wraith06: I thought it'd be a good way to communicate faster.

FaceBrekker: I suppose

Zem_Bachelor: i wish i could say your username surprises me, kaz but its pretty standard

FaceBrekker: You should be the last person talking about names Llewelyn.

Waffle_Queen: OMfg!?! I totally forgot that was your middle name, Jes! LMAO

Zem_Bachelor: did you really have to go there kaz? i mean come on smh

Runaway_Wy: I think its a lovely name 

Zem_Bachelor: and i think youre lovely period

FaceBrekker: Get a room. This group chat is strictly for business.

Matthias_H: And people call me a killjoy.

Wraith06: To be fair Matthias, you both are. Kaz is just a lot more aggressive about it.

Waffle_Queen: It's true

Matthias_H: I must confess, I'm hurt

Zem_Bachelor: dont take it personally matt. youre still a considerably cool guy

Runaway_Wy: If it makes you feel better, I'm not much of an outgoing person either

FaceBrekker: If you're all done dabbing at Matthias's bruised feelings, I'll get down to the business of the day.

Wraith06: What is it?

Zem_Bachelor: im all ears

Waffle_Queen: What do you want now Satan? 

Runaway_Wy: Is this another crazed scheme?

Matthias_H: What are you up to now,  demjin?

FaceBrekker: Saddle up. I have a plan and we're going to do what we do best to make it happen

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