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*Zem_Bachelor & Runaway_Wy Chat*

11:30pm

Zem_Bachelor: hey merchling? you awake?

Runaway_Wy: Yeah, just listening to an audio book.

Zem_Bachelor: whats on tonight?

Runaway_Wy: You'd laugh if I were to tell you.

Zem_Bachelor: now dont get all flustered, its just a question. i'm genuinely curious to know.

Runaway_Wy: The Mysteries of Chemical Science Unveiled

Zem_Bachelor: sounds exciting

Runaway_Wy: That was a terrible lie and I should know, I can't tell a fib to save my life

Zem_Bachelor: could have fooled me when you played the injured son in front of five nations in the Exchange six months ago

Runaway_Wy: That was different. It wasn't a role too far off from what I already was

Zem_Bachelor: oh wylan... im sorry that was a bad joke...

Runaway_Wy: No, no its alright. I just took it too seriously

Zem_Bachelor: but i took it too far. it was crude of me to say

Runaway_Wy: Jes, its okay. I'm honestly not at all offended

Zem_Bachelor: You sure?

Runaway_Wy: Positively so

Zem_Bachelor: okay...  so "jes" huh? ;)

Runaway_Wy: Argh for the love of Ghezen! How'd I know you were going to pick on that!?

Zem_Bachelor: must say, wylan youre getting rather cosy with me lately. calling me pet names and all. whats next on the list? holy matrimony?

Runaway_Wy: Stop it

Zem_Bachelor: will you take me as your lawfully wedded husband, merchling?

Runaway_Wy: Jesper

Zem_Bachelor: shall i be the one to get down on one knee or will you? i suppose i'll have to since youre already so short

Runaway_Wy: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Zem_Bachelor: relax wy, i'm just pulling your leg ;)

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