Total Drama All Stars

Day 6

Breakfast in the spa hotel smells even better for the second week in a row. I sat at the table with the rest of my team around me.

Little Cameron was at the end of the table trying to fix his broken glasses. “Don’t bother, you won’t be around long enough for it to matter” Courtney passed him by.

I rolled my eyes, I normally don’t pity people, but let’s be real, everyone on this team is a ruthless asshole. I hate to agree with Courtney, but she’s right, Cameron won’t last a challenge with us.

Alejandro took a seat next to me, noticing my annoyed expression at Courtney’s comment, he spoke up “She’s right you know”

“I hate agreeing with Princess, but I know. I just feel bad for him, I mean, look at him!”

Cameron kept trying to piece the glasses together, until another part fell off. He groaned in frustration and self-pity. Poor guy, ugh, somebody needs to get him out of here just so I stop feeling so pitiful. 

“Here, maybe a twist tie would help” Gwen handed him one; he tied his glasses together with it and smiled “It worked! Thanks!” Cameron said happily placing them back on his eyes.

“The Villain team isn’t entirely made up of evil people” Gwen said. Heather walked by Cameron just to prove Gwen wrong. “You look nerd-ier than before! I know it sounds impossible but here you are doing it, so…”

“Heather please! I think that he pulls off a nerdy look with a generous measure of dignified flare” Alejandro said.

Gwen walked off with Cameron “It’s mostly made up of evil people” She said to him. 

I went in the confessional /“Cameron is like a less nerdy version of Harold. So he’s not my favorite person, and he might make us lose some challenges with his lack of strength and all that. But if a vote comes down to him or Courtney, who do you think I’m gonna pick?”/

“Great, they’ve already bonded!” Heather complained.

“Who cares? It’s not like Cameron’s a huge threat anyway” I said.

“Um, hello? He was runner up last season” Heather pointed out.

“That was out of pure luck, he couldn’t do that again” I said. Brains are important, but you need muscle to get through this show as well, which would be the reason he was runner up, not the winner.

“I hate to say it, but maybe we should form a temporary alliance to avoid being voted off” Heather said to Alejandro. “Allies?” She put her hand out to him.

“Agreed” He took her hand and kissed it. She yanked it away “Ugh, gross!”

“Alex, you want to be in on our alliance?” Alejandro asked me.

I stood up and shook my head, “Oh no, I’m good. You guys have fun though!”

Alejandro and Heather are the most dangerous players this games ever seen; neither of them give any fucks and would screw each other over without a second thought. Them being in an alliance is a toxic bomb waiting to go off, I’ll be without that, thank you very much.

I walked out of the spa hotel to hopefully catch up with Duncan before today’s challenge began. He was walking from the confessional with his pocket knife in two pieces in his hand.

“Ouch, what happened to that?” I said looking at it. It was all smashed and broken in half.

“Babe, am I getting soft?” He asked, he genuinely looked a little worried.